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Aunty’s Got Her Bloomers In A Twist

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Good morning.

Interesting times in which we live. Arsenal supremo Aunty Wenger is bleating again which in itself is not unusual, but this time about the fact that Adebayor has a caveat in his loan deal whereby he may not play against Manchester City. 

Aunty tries to pass this quite standard arrangement off as some sinister tactic that has sent the Premiership into a maelstrom by citing that he allowed both Pennant and Bendtner to play against Arsenal when he loaned them out.

He really is an absolute child. He’s like some mentalist in a restaurant who orders the steak, then spends the rest of his meal not only bemoaning the fact he didn’t order the lobster but it was a conspiracy by the waiter to deprive him because he didn’t recommend the lobster when he ordered.

The timing of the nutty Professor’s comments is interesting. We went third after a consistent run of form that leaves Tottingham 3 points clear of the Woolwich Wanderers who have suffered from  an abysmal away showing and been more than reliant upon Van Pervert. You don’t need to be anymore than a pop psychologist to realize that what Aunty is doing here. Pervert hasn’t hit a vein of form like this in a dog’s age. And outside of the Dutchman he has a squad that can collapse without warning against anyone.

Do you think Manchester City guilty of rigging the deck by buying gifted players and then deciding where they are loaned? If you do, then all I can tell you is, ‘That’s Show Business.’ Why does loaning a player suddenly lessen your control over someone who’s wages your are still paying? And why should a club act in a stealthy manner in all aspects of it’s management?

This is like playing Monopoly and saying it’s not fair that your opponent has loads of houses and hotels up. As long as they weren’t palmed while you were nipping to the lav, it’s called playing the game.

It’s tempting to count chicks that haven’t hatched, but Spurs are playing some slick football and bizarrely we don’t have any huge question marks hovering over our first squad players. We flogged them off in the summer.

The divide between us and them is closing at a rate of knots. And come the end of the season we should look forward to Aunty handing that vile little oik Wilshire a Blankety Blank cheque book and pen to pay his  wager with.

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  • Anthony In That Number says:

    Seems to be some really intellectual stuff on here today !

    For me as a football fan and a life long Spurs supporter of 44 years the important thing is the quality of football that Spurs are playing at the moment. It is the way the game should be played and I prefer not to focus on what the other teams in London are doing. If we just keep playing the way we are, get a bit of luck in keeping injury free and our younger players keep improving then we certainly are going places. It would not hurt to bring in another forward in January too (Damaio in with Pav out would be brilliant).

    The bottom line is that when other teams and their managers, players and supporters start talking about you then you must be doing something right.

    The reality is that the Top 6 places in the Premier League will be tight this season. It all makes for a much more exciting Premier League than the SKY Four of years gone by.

  • dan says:

    haha. thanks guys! everytime i want a laugh I will visit this site. 90% of you lot must be under 15 years of age, or just plain stupid. I have visited many bad Arsenal blogs even, but this Spurs site… wow!!!

    and always remember, without Arsene Wenger (yeah, that’s his name. see: I am over 15 years old), you wouldn’t even had Adebayor in your team. you should thank him. but you probably just go on in your ridiculous manner, calling him a pedo (!)… well, you probably don’t even know the meaning of the word.

    • SpurredoninDublin says:

      Oh thank you Lord for sending me another one.

      Please Lord: Can we have one from Chelsea next.

      This one’s point was so banal, he’s had to make it twice.

    • essexian76 says:

      As you’re over 15 years old (supposedly), please explain to me why you chose to support Arsenal pre-Wenger?, I’ve never been given a sensible answer to this question or even one any fan of proper football could agree or understand. Any bets don’t get one from you either?

  • dan says:

    haha. thanks guys! everytime i want a laugh I will visit this site. 90% of you lot must be under 15 years of age, or just plain stupid. I have visited many bad Arsenal blogs even, but this Spurs site… wow!!!

    and always remember, without Arsene Wenger (yeah, that’s his name. see: I am over 15 years old), you wouldn’t even had Adebayor in your team. you should thank him. but you probably just go on in your ridiculous manner, calling him a pedo (!)… well, you probably don’t even know the meaning of the word…

  • Next bus to woolwich! says:

    why oh why are Arse fans so thick,they seem to wear their ignorance like a badge of honour or a tee shirt saying “I am stupid and proud” whereabouts in Africa do you come from tezzy,because you sure are not speaking English,you deluded,illiterate little twerp.

  • Razspur says:

    Went on to some Arsenal blogs for half an hour, they`re all moaners (Wengers), complaining about Ade`s loan, us being above them, last summers signings, their manager, even the price of fish. If it was a Champions League night for us we would be blogging about the team, tactics, the opposition, the atmosphere at The Lane etc etc. The difference between us is like night and day, thank goodness we live in the light, “The Lilywhite Light.” COYS.

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