Good morning.
I tell you what the old Interlull is really building up a head of steam now. In a bid to trump the trending inertia the Welsh blazed an innovative trail by booing something that hadn’t actually happened, is unlikely to take place and if it ever did would have no effect upon anybody anyway. Come on, that is stellar Interlull behaviour.
Scott Parker won the ‘Greatest Player From A Bygone Era To Win A World Cup Final’ as Engerland beat Johnny Foreigner in a comprehensive 1-0 thrashing of another football team killing time before a real game of football breaks out.
Our old mate John Terry has been on the telly quite a bit. Prior to the Spain game he just happened to be filmed jogging with Theo Walnutt. Sadly for the chavtain that jog didn’t seem to convince many at the England presser that he was out of the race hate woods and ‘an advisor’ had to butt in on several occasions. Terry’s forehead resembled a walnutt as the incessant plaintive raising of his eyebrows has turned his fizzhog into a fleshy ordinance survey map.
The Internationals generally have been a mixed bag. The boy Bale scored, we’ve seen Sandro’s footage and van Der Vaart was rumoured to have been involved in a threshing machine accident playing for Holland but it turned out to be a twitchy hamstring that ought to be alright for our next game. Which right now feels like it is sometime mid February.
When we do start playing again Levy & Co will be hoping to sell lots of seats, merchandise and bottles of fizzy pop sans their screw-tops if the Evening Standard are to be believed. Modders is to be the first of our brave boys to burst the salary cap and is lined up to trouser £100,000 a week. Welcome to the brave new world and please use the handrail provided.
How arrogant are these ‘big’ clubs: Barca don’t think Bale is worth £33 mil and won’t be held to ransom. Don’t buy him then.
Just read it. They seem to be bartering with themselves over the price…..
Roses are red,,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
And so am I.
:daumen: Yes they do….
‘Even the voices in my head are disagreeing with each other’, says Barca’s chairman
I agree with everything that you just said apart from the bit about Barca’s chairman… :shifty:
We agree too! :shifty:
This upcoming weekend is potentially a biggy.
Norwich v Arsenal
Man City v Newcastle
Swansea v Man Utd
Chelsea v Liverpool
I can see some surprises here.
I’d take four draws now!
Got to win Monday.
334/1 for those 4 drws on skybet.
COYS
No I don’t get commission.
Yes, we could be third by Monday with a game in hand on everybody that matters.
Welsh Joke…(well sort off)
Yesterday I was at my local Tesco’s store in Pontypridd, buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my welsh terrier and was in the checkout queue- when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had- an elephant? So, since I’m retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again.
I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I’d lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms….
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now
enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me?
No!I told her, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter’s arse and a car hit me.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I’m now banned from Tesco’s.
With a story like that, I am surprised that you have not been appointed “comedian in residence”. :daumen:
Ah Wales: The Wet Sham of the British Isles.
Fakkin Barca. They act as if teams should be grateful that mighty Barca would condescend to take their best players. Not that they’ll pay the going rate, oh no; just be grateful all conquering Barca even looks at your player.
you can hold it by the hand, or hold it by throat, but you just cant stop the sand of time!
Dear Mr. Hotspur, if you send the money to my bank account ion Monaco via your front-company in Florida, no one will find out. Its a fool proof plan!
Thanks,
BC