Good morning dependents of the revolution.
It’s good to kick off with a funny and so here’s something that by rights ought to have you admitted to hospital with the sort of laughter that induces breathing difficulties.
“It’s difficult to put the crowd’s role into words. It’s having another 50% in your energy levels and your performance levels. You get so much confidence hearing that crowd roar. If you make a mistake you’ll try something again without any fear of reprisal. You might try and get past someone and he nicks it off you. But if you’ve got the backing of the crowd you’ll try that again, go by him and score. If you’re low on confidence and the crowd get on your back, you might just pass it inside the second time because it’s the easy option. This whole team, including myself, need to be expressive.”
Jermaine Horatio Hymencia J****
More front than Southend. The Queen of the lateral ball waxing lyrical on experiences that to the very best of my knowledge has never experienced.
Elsewhere, our ashen faced, tight lipped supremo is unable to travel to Russia due to a medical procedure. The comedy potential of this has got to eclipse the J**** quote. Critics will demand my immediate execution for encouraging the casual mocking of a senior citizen with a medical condition. Those making the funniest stab will stand a chance of winning The Pocket Book Of Spurs.
Trip to the twitchologist?
Already suggested. See “vellicoectomy” above 8O
I actually thought it was a ploy to avoid bumping to pavs muvva, mrs pavlychenko
A full Frontal Lobotomy, with a twist of Tactical Enhancement.
Harry please get rid of all these pop ups, they are drving me mad/ madder!
you think the procedure funny you are prick make.
You are not very good at proof reading either, (Prick Make) get a life!
who the you make i strongle you like the nothing
Obviously lost in translation. Knobneck.
You no like chicken badge do you fella, go feck off
fck the your mum man
you lot like the arsenal scum or something
They just haven’t understood the genius of the mus
Fakinel I luv the Mus make
He’s a bit like marmite is Mus, or as he would say marmike…
It`s a colon reversal procedure as the brown stuff has been coming out the wrong end for years now, Harry thought if he could do hand stands that might solve the problem but his arsehole was too close to the microphone causing sound problems, he did seem to make more sense though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfUqrAkURU&feature=related
Ace