Good morning dependents of the revolution.
It’s good to kick off with a funny and so here’s something that by rights ought to have you admitted to hospital with the sort of laughter that induces breathing difficulties.
“It’s difficult to put the crowd’s role into words. It’s having another 50% in your energy levels and your performance levels. You get so much confidence hearing that crowd roar. If you make a mistake you’ll try something again without any fear of reprisal. You might try and get past someone and he nicks it off you. But if you’ve got the backing of the crowd you’ll try that again, go by him and score. If you’re low on confidence and the crowd get on your back, you might just pass it inside the second time because it’s the easy option. This whole team, including myself, need to be expressive.”
Jermaine Horatio Hymencia J****
More front than Southend. The Queen of the lateral ball waxing lyrical on experiences that to the very best of my knowledge has never experienced.
Elsewhere, our ashen faced, tight lipped supremo is unable to travel to Russia due to a medical procedure. The comedy potential of this has got to eclipse the J**** quote. Critics will demand my immediate execution for encouraging the casual mocking of a senior citizen with a medical condition. Those making the funniest stab will stand a chance of winning The Pocket Book Of Spurs.
I heard that he is having an inner monologue restoration procedure! Bloody well needs it!!!
That said he is a thoroughly t’riffic chap.
COYS
I think Harry has bad case of Rainbow Trout this as you know can be very “Difficult To Cure” ;)
got my vote…
Seconded :daumen:
So that’s it then? He’s won?
Damn it. I knew I should have played to your penchant for 80’s rock guitar heroes.
:angry:
RIP DIO!! :angel:
i told you muvfakers he got the fakin heart operation you do the joke is this the english huma
Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp is to undergo minor heart surgery on Wednesday.
The 64-year-old was taken to hospital on Tuesday night and will now have an operation on a minor blockage in one of his arteries.
Spurs confirmed on Tuesday that the former West Ham and Portsmouth manager was set to undergo a ‘medical procedure’
this the from the minor hart attack this not the joke. i know the friend who got this and the doctor say rest 4 weeks
Mus where did your make catch his minor Take Hart attack? I don’t wanna eat at that joint.
12 of us went to a party at the Park Tower Hotel in a Huma, big enuf for a Barf inside.
you lot the prick man mek me so angry today fackin i just want to fight everyone noww
IS there a translater in the building or is this your attempt at Cockney Rhyming Slang ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN9mP2_1A-c
Ah the seventies, Monty Python and our Fairs Cup win of `72.
I love you Mus make
, he’s probably having a stent inserted inta his gilly thrupp, procedure simples…no big deal!
i know the stent make but still not the good to joke this