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Heaven Stent – The Pre Match Prattle

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Good morning.

Gambling has brought our family closer together. We’ve had to move to a smaller house. That may well be the closest you come to a grin on a Spurs blog today. The crew that’s representing in Mother Russia later on today doesn’t exactly have me on edge counting away the hours between now and 4 o’clock.

Deeds count, talk is cheap but Pav has been remarkably forthright for a footballer and actually spoken quite clearly about his intentions for January. He’s wants out. So whatever performance we get from him will be casually dismissed as a ‘shop window’ job. I can just see the wide and the worthy on the message boards now, ‘That’ll add a few more Roubles to his fee.’ Oh, the insight.

I took being a dinosaur on the chin when it turned out the bulk of our fan base don’t care about the Europa or indeed anything too much beyond the Championship and the Champions League, but the Pav element is yet another negative on today and football that is simply going through the motions isn’t football that inspires me very much.

The crew is likely to be comprised from this lot: Gomes, Cuddicini, Fredericks, Gallas, Bassong, Townsend, Falque, Pienaar, Livermore, Carroll, Livermore, Harry Kane with Defoe & Pav thrown on for bad behaviour.

In attempt to spice matters up I have this very morning sold everything I own and lumped on a draw.

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37 comments

  • Sirled says:

    I know of one! He actually deserves shooting!

  • toddspur says:

    Surely 14 players isnt enough (and thats with two livermores!!)

    OS confirms Jack Barthram and Kevin Stewart also

    I wonder if the following have travelled too;

    Modric?
    Walker?
    Lennon?
    Cabellos (was he even registered?)
    Adrian Bayor(was he even registered?)

    My guess would be only Cabellos and Walker (otherwise we have no right back)

    So I’m going for

    Gomes
    Walker Bassoo, Gallas, Townsend
    Peanut, Livers, Carroll, Falque
    Defoe, Pav

    Cant see us winning so have done an ‘HH’ and laid out on 0-0 and 1-1 at PPower

  • Nick says:

    I like Pav as a squad player and if he engineers a move then good luck to him………..40 goals and many as sub is not that bad a record and apart for Ade is our only realistic option for a lone striker.

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    Livermore is worth two of many, I tells yer! :-D

  • KevtheRev says:

    Harold old boy, the Title, the Picture and the Prattle have kepted me chuckling all morning whilst I’m cleaning windows at an exclusive health club, trouble is all the fatties think I’m laughing at them in their budgie smugglers… which in truth I am.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      This type of contribution keeps this blog a country mile in front. Thanks make mate :freu

      • KevtheRev says:

        “make” & “tall circus man” never fail to make me laugh. I can’t explain it to anyone but to me they are both Classics.

        • Phil McAvity says:

          ‘Fakinel Make’ is fast becomming one of my favourite sayings at the moment but no-one at work gets it like you lot do!!

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