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Heaven Stent – The Pre Match Prattle

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Good morning.

Gambling has brought our family closer together. We’ve had to move to a smaller house. That may well be the closest you come to a grin on a Spurs blog today. The crew that’s representing in Mother Russia later on today doesn’t exactly have me on edge counting away the hours between now and 4 o’clock.

Deeds count, talk is cheap but Pav has been remarkably forthright for a footballer and actually spoken quite clearly about his intentions for January. He’s wants out. So whatever performance we get from him will be casually dismissed as a ‘shop window’ job. I can just see the wide and the worthy on the message boards now, ‘That’ll add a few more Roubles to his fee.’ Oh, the insight.

I took being a dinosaur on the chin when it turned out the bulk of our fan base don’t care about the Europa or indeed anything too much beyond the Championship and the Champions League, but the Pav element is yet another negative on today and football that is simply going through the motions isn’t football that inspires me very much.

The crew is likely to be comprised from this lot: Gomes, Cuddicini, Fredericks, Gallas, Bassong, Townsend, Falque, Pienaar, Livermore, Carroll, Livermore, Harry Kane with Defoe & Pav thrown on for bad behaviour.

In attempt to spice matters up I have this very morning sold everything I own and lumped on a draw.

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37 comments

  • rogerspurs says:

    I see Kevin bond is making ‘let’s win it for Harry’ noises – so we’ll see a good test of how much the team collectively / players individually are behind our beloved rubber chops ( rubber aorta now?).
    A new song for all the gang in blocks 49/50 Paxton now that PSB is no more…” Number One is Livermore, Number Two is Livermore, Number Three is Livermore…” etc ad nauseum

  • essexian76 says:

    I really think Levy is taking cost cutting a steppe too far. “Take the kids free”, was never intended by Stellios to transport our reserves to the Russian hinterland and having only two responsible adults present just won’t stop the little scallywags from causing mayhem!

  • rogerspurs says:

    Dear Dierdre,
    I have a pre-arranged dentist appointment tonight at 17.00.
    Not sure what’s gonna be more painful – having a crown fitted or wathcing the game.
    Can you advise please
    Yours,
    Lonely Heartspur

    • Phil McAvity says:

      Lonely Heartspur,

      The answer to your issue is simple……stop sleeping with yo brother-in-law, get out in da hood in Compton and bust a cap in some muv’fukkas ass.

      Yours,

      Dear Dr Dre

  • rogerspurs says:

    @Essexian76 – ho ho ho!
    It’s going to be wet and cold tonight in Kazan so the poor wee’uns need to make sure they’ve got their vests, gloves and balaclavas with them.
    I predict tears, tantrums and lots of “I don’t want to”

  • Spurfect says:

    Does anyone know if their is Radio Commentary for the game? 5 Live perhaps?

    Be interesting to see how Gallas does and if Pienaar has come back as a decent player and not Jenas Mark 1.5 :daumen:

    • KevtheRev says:

      ITV4 HD live… I think??? That’s why I’m cleaning windows at the health club (I can change channels)!

      • Spurfect says:

        Cheers Kev, I wont have TV access at that time, was hoping it’ll be on a DAB channel if not 5 live. Shouldve Plused it…. then again, I’m not holding out much hope of anything other than a draw. We we’re lucky to beat them at home to be fair.

        Getting some legs into Gallas and more game time for the youngster is the only positive in this one me thinks.

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