Good morning.
Well done to all who took part in the caption competition and my apologies to Aaron Knell’s missus who was woken up in the small hours by him laughing at the captions. ltrftp won, by the way.
The boy with the Chicken Badge allergy himself, SuperLukaNutsAreWe provided a couple of lines to Sky Sports after the Villa game on Monday night.
“We needed some fresh blood in our team, Scotty and Manu came in. They are great players. They have improved our squad a lot and you can see that on the pitch.
“Now we are in third we have hard games coming up so we just have to keep fighting for each other and keep this momentum up.”
Not to be confused with a oath to name his first born daughter Weststandia, but an improvement on the old ‘raunchy president’ sketch that took the wind out of all our sails not to long ago.
Arsene Wenger was asked by a journalist, “Could you be living next door to a Paedophile?” Arsene replied,”Not me! I live next door to two sexy 8 year olds.”
What does Arsene Wenger pass around after dinner ?
Under Eights.
What did the Jewish Paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into the car ?
“Hey! Go easy on those f*cking sweets.”
Before his demise Michael Jackson asked AW if he wouldn’t mind swapping two fives for a ten!
A hooker’s about to on holiday and asks a colleague to look after her three regulars.
“OK,what are they like?” she says
“Well the first is a West Ham fan, nothing fancy but likes it rough, pays about 50 quid for 10 seconds”
“The next is a Goon, bit thick,talks dirty but for a minutes work 75 quid’s not too shabby”
“What about the last one?”
“Oooh, he’s a Spurs fan, pays really good money, but likes to whip you!”
“Why does he whip you” She ask’s
“To get his money back!”
The last bit sounds *ahem* strangely familiar……. :blush:
It was the description of the prize that made me laugh
No idea what this post is actually about, I only got to the bit about me winning and messed my pants…..
Modric can’t speak English very well so I think those comments were probably heavily edited and many words were put into his mouth. To be honest I don’t care what he really thinks, I just want to see him play well for us, and he is doing that. All these little soundbites from players are totally pointless. We all know the team are playing well, we all know Saturday is another bug game. Why do we have to pretend that Modric has said all those things too. Bonkers!