Good morning.
Well done to all who took part in the caption competition and my apologies to Aaron Knell’s missus who was woken up in the small hours by him laughing at the captions. ltrftp won, by the way.
The boy with the Chicken Badge allergy himself, SuperLukaNutsAreWe provided a couple of lines to Sky Sports after the Villa game on Monday night.
“We needed some fresh blood in our team, Scotty and Manu came in. They are great players. They have improved our squad a lot and you can see that on the pitch.
“Now we are in third we have hard games coming up so we just have to keep fighting for each other and keep this momentum up.”
Not to be confused with a oath to name his first born daughter Weststandia, but an improvement on the old ‘raunchy president’ sketch that took the wind out of all our sails not to long ago.
Why can`t you get a cup of tea at the Emirates ?
All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.
What`s the difference between an Arsenal fan and a Vibrator ?
An Arsenal fan is a real dick!!
The arsenal club shop is expecting the robin van persie tray to be the biggest seller over Christmas. Big enough to carry ten mugs apparently.
You`re trapped in a room with a room with a Lion, a Cobra snake and an Arsenal fan. You have a gun with 2 bullets. What should you do ?
Shoot the Arsenal fan…………………Twice.
Strange, Harry`s old accountants never die,
They just lose their balance.
Happy Thanksgiving Spurs!
This year I am thankful for; Van the Man, PNB, Adeboy, Beast, Lucrative Modric, Levy, Aitch and the Arsene Wenger Tiny Tykes Comedy Roadshow.
Why wasn`t Jesus born on Merseyside ?
Because God couldn`t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
If you see a Scouser on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him ?
Because it might be your bike.
What`s the difference between Jordan and the Arsenal goal ?
Jordan has only 2 tits in front of her.
Woman walks into a doctors surgery with a cork in her vagina,
the doctor examines and says “why do you have a cork in your vagina?”
to which the woman replies, ” when i take it out it shouts c’mon you arsenal”
“doctor replies, ” dont worry about that, ALOT of cunts do!”
Arsenals 2012 calender has been banned for being pornographic-apparently there’s a cnut on every page!