Good morning.
Well done to all who took part in the caption competition and my apologies to Aaron Knell’s missus who was woken up in the small hours by him laughing at the captions. ltrftp won, by the way.
The boy with the Chicken Badge allergy himself, SuperLukaNutsAreWe provided a couple of lines to Sky Sports after the Villa game on Monday night.
“We needed some fresh blood in our team, Scotty and Manu came in. They are great players. They have improved our squad a lot and you can see that on the pitch.
“Now we are in third we have hard games coming up so we just have to keep fighting for each other and keep this momentum up.”
Not to be confused with a oath to name his first born daughter Weststandia, but an improvement on the old ‘raunchy president’ sketch that took the wind out of all our sails not to long ago.
Listen, it does not matter what bollocks is written in any newspaper or blogg. None of that matters because those arseholes do not run/manage or own THFC therefore the only thing that they can do is make up stories on the hoof to suit themselves, the daily fail and other low life rags are a prime example closely followed by the so called ITK blogs. Their printed word is guranteed to stir up emotions. Just remember, Spurs are a massive club that has been asleep for far too long who are slowly but surely arousing from its slumber. The powers that be at WHL will no longer be treated with disrespect and may I remind you all, do not have to sell any of its star players no matter who is posturing at the front or back door.
Hear Hear!
Am I the only Spurs fan who hasn’t had a sight of Modric’s contract? So may can quote the figures. Having sponsored Spurs for large amounts in the 80’s and 90.s I got o hold the FA Cup but they never showed me any players contracts.It’s so unfair!! For cying out loud so called fans quoting the gutter press as fact are actually perpetuating the recycling of unsettling articles by scum.
I could show it to you, but than I’d have to kill you :ninja:
Just had a thought! Why the hell would Lucre want to Join Cheatski and Shitty in the New Year? He will be cup-tied for the Europa Leaague! :angel: :devil: :-D :-p :whistle:
A year ago i believed we were building a team around Modric for the next 5 years. Even in early May `11 he was saying how committed he was to Tottenhams future. Then Abramovich`s floating hotel/casino/resturant/airport etc berths in Dubrovnic Harbour conveniently when Modric is in the old country on holiday. Worshipped the guy, can`t stand him now, as long as he puts in a good shift i`ll put up with it but i won`t lose much sleep if he goes and the price is right. Sandro wants to play the FM role and Parker is the ideal experienced partner, if we get Cahill it`s sorted. 40Mill would buy Llorente!!!!
He’s a footballer. Why would you be surprised at him looking after No1?
Not surprised, dissappointed !
Arsne Wenger was to meet his new girl freind outside the cinema at 7pm, at 9pm she had still not arrived, so he went home furious. He phoned her up and said “What ze f*ck ees goings on ? I waited for ze 2 hours in ze cold.” She said,”I am not going out with you now, we are finished.” “Why” he asked, she replied “one of my friends said you are a Paedophile.” “A Paedophile ?” cried Wenger, “zats a big word for a seven year old!!”
Well I will have to fight fire with fire after that one.
1).Arsenal have renamed the Trophy room. Now it’s called “The room”
2). Man gets stopped by Police on suspicion of drunk driving, and is asked to blow into the breathalyser.
He produces a card which says “I have emphysema. Please don’t take my breath away”.
Police then tell him he will have to give a bllod sample. He produces another card “I have amaemia. Please don’t take my blood away”.
Finally the police tell him they will settle for a urine sample. He produces another card. “I’m n Arsenal supporter. Please don’t take the piss”.
3). Thieves broke into the trophy room at Arsenal and stole everything. Police are looking for a roll of carpet.
What do you call an Arsenal fan in a 3 bedroom semi ?
A burgler.
What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head ?
A space invader.
Irishman says to an Arsenal fan, “How do you shag an Irishwoman”?
Arseanal Fan replies “I don’t know”.
Irishman says: “And you think the Irish are stupid”?