Good evening.
This just in from one Edith Scrunge, a part time domestic who does a number of public toilets in Stoke City centre and occasionally agency work which tonight happens to include the city’s flagship branch, the Britannia stadium.
Exclusively Edith told HH this evening, ‘ I don’t normally like to interfere, but my Ray – our eldest – said if I was to tell you about what I found, I could possibly get £30,000 tax free cash off you.’
What started off as an innocent item of lost property has now spiraled into being a key exhibit in what football fans are calling, ‘a full on investigation into a proper diabolical liberty.’
