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Good evening.

Sensationalist headline, so this needs to be good Aitch! Rest assured that it genuinely is. This is from a source so reliable and true I rarely blog much from the old girl as it might compromise matters for her. Whilst this is tasty, it’s a good few people removed. So we’re all good.

Mark Hughes has not only been lined up, but Mark Hughes is on standby

Should ‘circumstances beyond anyone’s control’ (see what I did there? and big hello to the Metropolitan Police Force) arise, then there has to be a Plan ‘B’. 

Well Mark Hughes is ours.

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  • Razspur says:

    The ref later confirmed that the red card was for gross misconduct, what was the keeper to do ? Stand and be kicked or defend himself ? Yes kicking him in the groin was on the edge but i guess the red mist was down but really he should have been applauded by both teams at half time as he left the pitch.

  • Razspur says:

    The first kick by the keeper was perfect, right in the nuts, that felled the invader, the second made contact with the upper thigh and the third wes deflected by his trailing leg. This invader did try to kick the keeper in the head. Just deserts i think.

  • SimYid says:

    Jurgen!!!?

  • Darren L says:

    No chance will it be Hughes.

    Ancelotti or Moyes nailed on

  • ScottParkerVsTheWorld says:

    After reading that – if i got home to find my best mate and my dad giving my missus a spit-roast, it would still only become the second most disturbing thing I’d seen today.

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