Arry Threatens To Set Joe On Bob, Tomorrow’s Team Sheet Today & All That Jazz

Good morning.

Rumour has it we’re playing football against a shower of odd looking mercenaries tomorrow afternoon.  If was a beauty contest they’d win second prize and collect £10.

Bobby Manc and Arry have had a little bit of handbags which is nice. Arry essentially  suggesting that a partially sighted octogenarian lolly pop lady could win the league with Manchester City’s money. A surreal conversation given that the manager of Colchester United probably says the same about us.

The team then. My guess is that Ledders is being defrosted by Levy & Co’s Cryogenic team as we speak. Here’s my XI:

Brad, A&E, King, Kaboul, Walker, Chicken Badge, PNB, Bale, Azza Blud, vdV and Defoe. Bench: Cudicini, Pav, Livermore and Dos Santos.

I’d give Defoe until half time and not a nano second longer. In the immortal words of Raymond Wilkins, you need to score goals in the Premier League.


  1. You’ve missed LesDawson off the bench.
    I am getting a peculiar feeling in my water that we are on for a win here – certainly if Ledders make a showing.
    Defoe to score a controversial opener… Zokora to get sent off…. Steed toget a late goal to seal it. Thank feck I haven’t got alzheimers.

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