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Good afternoon.

I watched the Wiganistas vs Manchester City last night. Having  managed to tune out a mystifying/irritatingly over reverent commentary …the facts of matter where that Wigan, who had little to offer put in a commendable performance and more interestingly may have highlighted to Arry & Co what has to be done only as well as that which shouldn’t.

Above all else, Defensive discipline is vital. You build a team from the back to the front.  

If you watch the way City tend to attack – and not just last night – a lot of moves stem from controlling positions in the last third. They move the ball around outside the penalty area looking to thread it in to a midget such as Aguero and or put it onto Dzeko’s nut. 

Kyle Walker’s ‘tag defending’ or Forest Gump 50 yard dash impressions will sink us. He achieved naff all against Wolves and against a outfit like City being caught out of position will only result in us being punished.  

If you’re paid to be a defender than defend. We have players paid to take the ball up and service our goalscorers. Let’s use them. 

Let width be our watchword. On their day, Bale and Azza Blud can be two of the most outstanding players in the league. So let’s play them in position. Watching Bale play his ‘License To Roam’ card is about as thrilling and rewarding as using photographs of Piers Morgan to wallpaper your entire house. 

This is the Best Performing Side Since ’61™ and why be so daft/insane as sabotage that by mucking about with a winning formula? Bale has been frequently lethal on the wing. Azza Blud when he engages his brain can fizz and skip past players, creating space and havoc. 

Why would you change that? Why?

Never overlook the obvious solutions. Push and run has never been out of fashion. We all watched Swansea move the ball about on the floor against the Woolwich Wanderers. The monkey on the telly used the word ‘triangles’ when describing this ‘revolutionary’ tactic, bless ‘im.

City are constantly referenced around money. But they have more to them than a list of expensive mercenaries as long as your arm. The have become increasingly physical in all departments. A glance at their disciplinary stats makes for interesting reading. 

This season they have dished out 235 fouls, of which 34 generated cards. Our numbers are 180 fouls and 26 cards. Add to this the play acting factor.

Bale has perhaps understandably of late added falling over quite easily to his repertoire. But the City lot have got this down to fine art. So here’s a suggestion. Why don’t we keep the ball on the damn floor and pass it past ’em?

Here’s to a sane, stylish and speedy Spurs performance.

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  • essexian76 says:

    Let’s face this head on. Saturday was poor. Our midfield was poorer. Our heart, Parker was dreadful. Our brains Modric and VDV, were all over the place and our power in Bale and Lennon were weak. Can all of these players be as off colour again?, can’t see myself. I think it was a case of taking our eye off the ball having got past Everton and focusing too much on Sunday instead of dealing with the job in hand. My concerns are Dawson and Kaboul as a pairing, the same pairing as in August. They hold no fear for City, in fact I’d consider they’d be looking forward to the occasion. King’s return is vital and possession and effective use of Bale and Lennon can hit them hard if we keep the ball on the bloody ground and not just hoof it out with gay abandon.

  • Razspur says:

    Muhammad Ali, the Greatest, The Peoples Champion, The Greatest Sportsman of the 20th Centuary, celebrates his 70th birthday today, congratulations from every true sports fan. In 1963 at Wembley Stadium 40,000 fans saw “Our `Enery” hit the then Cassius Clay with the hardest punch Clay had ever felt near the end of the 4th round, the bell saved

    • essexian76 says:

      Strange when you think Ali and SAF are the same age?

    • Razspur says:

      Clay from further punishment as he was totally disorientated. Given the break Clay went on to win the fight in round 5(as he had predicted), the fight had to be stopped as Cooper could not see out of his left eye due to a cut above it sustained in round 3. Cooper had won 3 of the 4 rounds scored.

    • Frontwheel 2 says:

      Greatest sportsman my arse,you have forgotten about the great Eric Bristow.

      • Frontwheel 2 says:

        Joking aside,some of Ali’s behaviour and attitudes away from the ring were,to say the least despicable.His putting down of Joe Frazier left a bad taste,and some of his views when interviewed by Parky were insane.

        • SpurredoninDublin says:

          That was very much tit-for-tat. Frazier was only too happy to challenge Ali’s patriotism in refusing to join the Army.

        • Frontwheel 2 says:

          Frazier didn’t compare him to a silverback and call him an Uncle Tom

        • SpurredoninDublin says:

          Frazier did to Ali, what all Americans fear most: He suggested that he was un-American. Ali took took umbrage with the age old epithet for a black man who would do the “dirty” work of the white man.

          As I said, it was tit-for-tat.

        • Razspur says:

          What sort of a country was it to come back to after winning the Olympic Gold for America and then being refused service in a resturant, land of the free and the home of the brave. Issues, of course he had, but he stood up and shone as a beacon inspiring millions throughout the World.

        • lecoqhardi says:

          Ali was a troubled man. He stood on a platform with the Ku Klux Klan and spouted racist drivel. His treatment of Frazier was despicable and he disliked Martin Luther King. But then, he grew up in an era of absolute racism. He was a weak man (morally) who later regretted his words and actions. So, like the rest of us then. But not a hero, I’m afraid.

      • SpurredoninDublin says:

        He went to the same school as my brother. So did Michael Caine. Not a lot of people know that.

      • Frontwheel 2 says:

        We’ll have to beg to differ.

      • Frontwheel 2 says:

        Calm down man!

  • Deano says:

    Wise Words Harry. Wise Words.

  • onedavemackay says:

    The big question is who will play up front.

    I would suggest Gareth. He’s big strong fast shoots with both feet and terrific in the air. I’d play Niko on the left and rely on Gazza and Azza as the pace monkeys

  • Chrispurs says:

    I agree, with most of your post Mr H; where Bale is concerned, I’d like to see him on the left wing, playing a perfect cross for someone to knock in, or cutting inside, and hitting a low shot, right in the corner of the net. Instead of ‘developing’ his game, from an inside forward position, where he seems to want to go for glory, with a laces through the ball shot, and over the bar.

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