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The 10 O’Clocker: Azza Blud Will NOT Be Joining Malaga, It’s Official!

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Good evening.

His royal highness, FartTomb Of The Lane has staked his full reputation upon this threat of the Chapeltown Tiger aka Azza Blud heading to Spain not occuring. 

Say wha ? Well word was in that Azza had let this slip this ‘fact’ whilst in the company of a lady. Having obviously decided to forgo the, ‘how I’m not actually that short’ and the, ‘how I’m really fascinating’ weren’t avenues worth going down the ‘I’m in demand’ line was eventually favoured.

And this actually raises a  question. Would you actually  sell off Lennon?

I would. And I wouldn’t think twice about it.

Am I mad? Well, I strongly uphold the view that if Sid Trotter™ leaves this blog it’ll be the equivalent of the ravens leaving the Tower of London. So technically, yes I am.

Azza’s never been truly consistent – and for all his great moments, how often does he get injured and then take for b l e e d i n‘ ever to mount a comeback? We’re on the brink of greatness and it’s time we genuinely kicked on. And that means sacrifices or as I prefer to call them, ‘improvements’.

If he’s so big time, then why haven’t any genuine big time offers ever come in for him? I think that answers the question.

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  • king lennon says:

    lol my god until lennon got injured we were on fire, as soon as we lost him, we have not looked the same side, lennon is a major asset to us and anyone who thinks different need to go and get their heads examined, he’s miles better than walcott. When hes on form he’s up there with the best wingers in the prem.

  • DAVSPURS says:

    I would sooner have Lennon’s odd goal than Van 11 or so then fuck all for 45 mins of hamstring baby sitting. If you run has fast has he has since he was 17 and hit floor from dirty tackles your form would be in and out. He has had two knee operations and his groin damaged in is young and exciting carrear. The same thing is happening with Bales Ankles and back Harry said he will have too live with it this just shows refs are helpless he got fouled by two different players against West Brom. I have watched football for 50 years this year and i can honestly say i have never seen a player wit explosive speed like lennons and playing at his speed means you have to be shit hot at controlling a ball and his goals are pure speed you tell me who is faster and better Wallcott Sinclair Dyer Oxygen Chamber Agbonlawhore Downing Johnson are all good players but none of them can beat a full back like Lennon ask any full back and they would say Lennon is a nightmare. This lad will be the one to get us in the top four if he stays fit and we get Hudds fit. We would then see some goals with the speed of Bale Lennon Ady Defoe because they would trouble our Lords eleven.

    • Jameson says:

      Here here

      • Jameson says:

        Not sure it’s actually DavSpurs, there are full stops in this post.

        • DAVSPURS says:

          Jamson its no surprise iam in form just like Super Spurs there could be comers and 66 99 Punctuation . And if or should i say when we beat Everton i could take over and become Dav Hotspurs Blog site after i put H.H. in concrete wellies for winding us up. Coys

    • melcyid says:

      We are the Lords eleven :daumen: :angel:

    • Hartley says:

      Will the real Davspurs please stand up?
      A post that contains ‘shit’ ‘speed’ and ‘pure’ without mentioning drugs or other fitness enhancing products is not from our very own conspiracy expert….you’re not fooling anyone, whoever you are… :-( :hae: :shocked2:

      • essexian76 says:

        Gotta hand it to him though, he’s got it in one. Lennon’s presence is the difference between our brilliant performances and our mediocre ones when not in the side. He gives width and balance to the side, which allows the likes of Ade and VDV/Defoe the opportunity to get into position while the oppositions defence backtracks.Of course his delivery could be better and his attitude stinks sometimes, but we have no direct replacement other than a better use of Walker, which for some reason hasn’t registered with our leader in recent games. Not an ideal or like for like swap, but a better option than fiddling with round pegs and square holes all the same

        • SpurredoninDublin says:

          Problem is, who could we then put at RB. Kaboul seems to be a permanent “emergency” CB.

        • essexian76 says:

          Talking about recent games Dub, and Charlie’s sitting about doing bugger all, so it seemed strange to say the least because as far as I know he’s fit to play.

        • SpurredoninDublin says:

          Thinking about it, I’d rather see Charlie at CB, than RB. It was painful watching him at the end of last season every time he came across someone with pace.

  • lecoqhardi says:

    And Walker isn’t a winger. He’s a galumphing, roistering, bulldozing right back. See how teams have sussed him out recently. Without Blud, he stops and passes back or just sends in a hopeful, aimless cross.
    Blud looks top notch, gets injured, looks average, looks top notch again, gets injured.Cut out the injured bit and…..

  • melcyid says:

    when azza is fit and cuts inside he is like jimmy greaves on speed ,he passes it into the net.

  • melcyid says:

    I :heart: AZZA, WHEN Im sitting down and he gets the ball and I can see some space around or in front of him he makes me stand up ;-)

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