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The 10 O’Clocker: Azza Blud Will NOT Be Joining Malaga, It’s Official!

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Good evening.

His royal highness, FartTomb Of The Lane has staked his full reputation upon this threat of the Chapeltown Tiger aka Azza Blud heading to Spain not occuring. 

Say wha ? Well word was in that Azza had let this slip this ‘fact’ whilst in the company of a lady. Having obviously decided to forgo the, ‘how I’m not actually that short’ and the, ‘how I’m really fascinating’ weren’t avenues worth going down the ‘I’m in demand’ line was eventually favoured.

And this actually raises a  question. Would you actually  sell off Lennon?

I would. And I wouldn’t think twice about it.

Am I mad? Well, I strongly uphold the view that if Sid Trotter™ leaves this blog it’ll be the equivalent of the ravens leaving the Tower of London. So technically, yes I am.

Azza’s never been truly consistent – and for all his great moments, how often does he get injured and then take for b l e e d i n‘ ever to mount a comeback? We’re on the brink of greatness and it’s time we genuinely kicked on. And that means sacrifices or as I prefer to call them, ‘improvements’.

If he’s so big time, then why haven’t any genuine big time offers ever come in for him? I think that answers the question.

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  • spurlative says:

    We only paid 1million for azza, what do we expect? He’s no ronaldo or messi that’s for sure but he has been terrorising defenses for years. Has he really improved though? What has he actually added to his game? Why did we buy bentley when we had azza? I think when he is on the team sheet you’ll tell yourself he can make a difference. Yes he does excite. If was doing the same thing somewhere else we’d all be saying we should buy him, but arguing over his head product or shooting from long range…

  • PLN says:

    We should keep Lennon, Bale and Townsend as our wingers, all 3 have shown that they can play either side.

    Bit of rotation based on injuries/fatigue/standard of opposition and we’re all good.

  • Sid Trotter says:

    I believe that if we sell Lennon we will have more money.

    If we have more money then we will buy someone more expensive

    They will be crap

    Then we will have less money

    Then we will buy back Gary Doherty

    Then I will shave my legs and eat ketchup soup

    I will be sick. We will all be sick and the only winner will be Lennon … and Gary Doherty who I will train to stamp his hooves to the “rhythm of the night”

    Sell him I say

  • LosLorenzo says:

    Agreed. Just get rid of Azza and replace him with a consistently great winger. There are so many of them about, you see. Dime a dozen.

    Messi should do. Or Ronaldo. Yeah, they would do…

    • LTRFTP says:

      Woah there. Irony on this board is a dangerous tactic my friend. Mixing in a dose of sarcasm is just Death Wish 1.0

  • Razspur says:

    All the papers full of crap, Henry the Messiah, it was Leeds FFS, a mid-Championship side and only 1-0. Is this the height of your ambitions now ? Henry is a cheat and the goal against ROI should never have stood,a replay with him sent off would have been the right result.

    • essexian76 says:

      Strange how that cheating bastard is given all this nicely, nicely-vavavoom balony,considering he’s kicked the Gooners in the face by effectively being ineffective for a season, before sulking his way to Barca-and the tossers then display a huge erection in his honour- would we build a statue for Berbatov?

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