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Good morning and eyes down for a full house.

I quite like the phrase, you couldn’t make it up. But this morning’s Sunday Mirror headline is more proof were it ever needed that in actual fact, you can. According to the Mirror’s Paul Smith discreet enquiries made by the Etihad mob about the boy Bale were greeted with a blunt price tag of £150M.

Let me just say, even running this two bob operation I get people telling me ‘stuff’ on a regular basis. Sometimes it pans out, sometimes it does not. That’s show business. But I do try and at least give each piece of information some degree of analysis. £150m? The Mirror need to make it a sackable offence in 2012 to upload articles from public houses.

Today is incredibly exciting. Of course we play every cad at least twice a season, but never before in living memory has the outcome stood to influence our fight for the title. There, I said it. 

What will we get this afternoon? Invisible cards in hues of red and yellow from Bobby Manc? If he pulls this stunt today I sincerely hope he’s told to naff off to the stands for his trouble. It’s not jealously, Bob, you’re just behaving like a tart.

Our lot know what’s required. Or at least I hope to God they do. A terrifying article in the Telegraph where the Welsh wizard reiterates his cunning plan to not play on the wing more and more. 

Oh yes. And if TK Maxx sold people, they’d sell Shaun Custis. 

BIOYMCC!



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  • melcyid says:

    today we find out if coward webb really is red manc,could be the difference. lets tear stan ogden and eddie yeats mob a new one.and silence the shit chasndaves,these pathetic shysters declaring there intentions on bale ,blue moonies and modders ,bacon face.they are truly rattled BIOYMCC

  • Spurstacus says:

    If we win, its better for us that the arse do too. We’d still be 10 paun ahead. And 1 paun ahead of manure.

    • Alspur says:

      I couldn’t bear the thought of that… i’d be far happier with a draw – a poor result for both teams!

      • Spurstacus says:

        I know what you mean and I’d normally feel the same but… I love the idea that them winning helps us, and that if we both win they’re still no closer to catching us. Dont get me wrong I wont celebrate but I will say AARRGGHH loudly to my goonie neighbours.

      • Bruxie says:

        I’m hoping that we can put the goons away with plenty of games left to go.

        I still think we can catch Manure even if they win today and we don’t.

        Manure have started the unsettling January routine they always adopt with the press by talking up Modric today. Twats.

        We can put hte Arse to bed by the end of Feb if we put our minds to it.

        Cannot see RVP playing the whole of the rest of the season.

        Today may be a defining day.

        BIOYMCs

        • SpurredoninDublin says:

          There has been a slow but steady progression of ‘challengers’ become distant specks in the rear view mirror. Newcs, Scousers and next Arse. Love it.

    • Frontwheel 2 says:

      For the offence of high treason,you will be shot at dawn with a pellet of your own shit :-D

  • NYSpurs says:

    King back and Defoe leading the line. COYS!

  • ehbagumspur says:

    Pretenders or contenders, you decide, take your chances and glory beckons.

    BIOYMCC

  • SpurredoninDublin says:

    Stat attack: King has not been on the losing side for us this year.

    We currently have the longest unbeaten run in the PL, as well as the longest run of scoring games.

    Shitty, after Everton, have contributed the second most points to Spurs since the start of the PL.

    I think all he omens are good.

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