Good news?
Surely not?! Tom Collomosse on the Evening Standard is running with a positive piece on the recovery of Eunice Kaboom. The suggestion is that the French Goliath could be back for the Blackburn game.
Standard Sport understands the Frenchman’s knee is now responding well to treatment and that it is possible he will start working with the first-team squad again this week.
Let’s hope this is the case. The article finishes on the note the Danny Rose would step in for the injured Benny Ekotto.
In the week that the word on the street is that we’ve had handbags on the training pitches, it might be an opportune moment to have a chuckle.
The winner of the funniest captions wins the adoration of their peers. No substitute prizes or cash alternatives available.
Defoe, where is cnut today. Allen, he is over there. Bond, getting measured for his England suit laughing uncontrollably.
ca; right back today jd
jd; but im a striker!!
kb; thats what they all say boy,thats what they all say ha ha ha
JD:What is the off side rule
CA:Stay behind the last man before the ball is kicked by our player.
JD: Does that include their goalie ?
KB: Haha What a muppet you are Jermain
CA: Right, lads. Sprint to the goal and back, last one ‘ere is givin’ Redschnapps a soapy wash. No sponge.
KB: Hehe…you poor sods!
JD: #prayforledley’skneegivingup
JD. Alexandra Burke & I had sex & now were in love
Did I say that loud?
KB. Yeah u pretty much yelled it.
JD. Well I cant help it.. It’s fantastic!
KB. What is it like jermaine?
JD. The intimate times?…. outta sight my man.
KB. No the other thing…love
CA. Yeah what is that?
JD. Well It’s tough to explain.
KB. I love England a glass of scotch & my friend Harry.
CA. I love goalpost….. I love cornerflag.
JD. Are u just looking at things on the pitch & saying u love them?
CA. I love cornerflag
JD. Do you really love the cornerflag or are u just saying it bcoz u saw it?
CA. I love cornerflag….
I love cornerflag
KB. I don’t know Clive sounds like u have mental problems.
JD. YEAH U GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS MAN.