Good morning.
A four day weekend in some parts of the world. Triffic.
He’s been a busy little bar steward that Slaven Bilic. The Croatian coach has been paving his way into Levy & Co.’s hearts by publicly urging the boy Modric to stop at Spurs and not be distracted by the bright lights of Second Hand Fridge.
I’m not sure about doing your urging in public. This is White Hart Lane, not Hampstead Heath.
And now he’s revealed his ambitions to become Arry’s replacement. He told the Metro or somebody who then told the the world’s press…
‘I would be very interested in being the Tottenham manager, they are a major club with a bright future. But Daniel Levy needs to be convinced I am the man for the job.
Everyone knows huge clubs are interested in Luka but what I told him is that he should not forget how big Tottenham are.’
Well Slaven my old mate, maybe a shrewd move on saving the price of a stamp by submitting your application via the press, but I’m struggling to see how you’d be up to the task.
His managerial record is a bit thin and I’m unconvinced he’s the right man for the job. My suspicions were first aroused when I noticed he plays a guitar like a roadie tuning one up.
Before anyone asks, Yes! U2 did nick the idea of performing ‘Where the strees have no nane’ on the top of a building from us. Wankers!
For all his charm, wit and outstanding footy knowledge, Harry Hotspur is the only man on my list.
Yeah Cudicini in goal…!! Walker dropped and Corluka recalled..!! Could you imagine him trying to do a deal for Benzema offering him three t-shirts and a nosh off…No HH is definately not the man for this job he struggles to put out a half arsed blog. I think he went to the same school as his name sake Mr Redknapp in his writing abilities…
I love Slaven Bilic, total dude, he has an ear ring, another revenue stream for HH if he ever got appointed, which I doubt he will..
The man getting the job will be David Moyes….and I for one think he would be an excellent choice but then again I once thought Ramos was going to win us the league and look what happened there..Bring back Glenda..
If everybody ignores this twat for long enough, I recon he’ll get bored…
Sofa mastabator?
Mark Hughs.
oh purlease, do behave.
Say wuuut?
What about Bill Sykes? Oh, and Bullseye as well.
Finally a way for Levy to tap into the lucrative ‘Hipster Market’…. Could be huge!! :face: