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Good afternoon.

No, me neither. I’m not quite sure was the most futile investment of my time today. Having to stand in the same room as a property agent who thought she was having a conversation with me as she was talking or sit and watch our lot wander about aimlessly for the bulk of 93 minutes.

Old man Steptoe’s line in Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later, ‘We was lions …led by donkeys’ when describing the gruesomeness of trench warfare to a tax inspector sprang to mind. About 50 times…

Yes, Chris Foy was irritating. But in this pre video technological age in which we live it’s about as useful as saying rain is a bit wet. But to to review this game as a homage to Martin O’Neil would be ridiculous.

Bale fannying about everywhere apart from where he should have been was insufferable. I’m sick of him being indulged. The consequences of this ego driven clown is we get A&E as our left winger. A wonderful character, but a man employed to be a bloody defender.

On the right, Field Marshall Redschnapps also supports the insane notion that Walker is fit to be our right winger. Again, another man in, ‘beyond pay grade territory.’ 

Or do you see every player in the Lilywhite as a potential ‘Hollywood’ player? I’d be fascinated to hear that argument.  Jesus wept.

The sooner the man that buried Portsmouth, did his best to wreck West Ham and is now making a concerted effort to scupper us is gone the better.

‘Oh but he’s been a revelation! You don’t have a clue what you’re talking about!’ 

The revelation is that this squad would have achieved more this season with Ian Dowie in charge. Dowie’s a man as thick as congealed paint but even he would would have told Bale to naff of with the Ronaldo impressions that don’t work, will never work. And are wasting everyone’s time.

The charge against Arry is failing to manage. He’s been found guilty, yet again.

The England job? Yes please. He’s so lost in the Lollypop Land fantasy of it all he genuinely thinks Bobby Moore’s waiting for him in some secret mahogany lined room at the FA with a half of Watney’s Red Barrel and a wink and smile for him.

Redschnapp’s substitutions stank to high heaven of inadequacy.  They were too late…

Spurs might, just might muddle through to a Champions League spot. If they do, Arry will win only 2nd Prize In A Beauty Contest as Kenny Dalglish scored 1st prize for the magnificent, no historic Carling Cup win against Cardiff.

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  • Tony says:

    But seriously… It was a good point – 5 points from last 3 games (2 were tough away games) is a good return. In reality there was nothing we could do, Sunderland had no interest in trying to secure 3 points – and were basically JUST trying to stop us playing. No combination of substitutes at any time would have made any difference. Laughing at Liverpool at the moment.

  • Top Tottys says:

    Cant tell you how fn ANGRY I am at this sh!te!!!WTF is going on? Is Herr Schnapps takin a biiiig bung from Ar5eholes to make sure we finish below them? Is Herr Schnapps losing the ability to make any coherent tactical decisions now the prospect of becoming England manager has entered his mind? Defoe should be starting EVERY 2nd half if our other strikers have not scored in the 1st half! But the fukwit brings JD on with 7 minutes left!!! Is he trying to piss off JD so much that he leaves next transfer window? Really fn pi55ed off watching that lifeless, unimaginative clueless garbage at Roker Park today!! oh sorry, I meant the Stadium of Shite!

    • Milky Bar Yid says:

      You are a total prick

      • Stubarney says:

        It’s all well and good replying like that but please back up your argument as to why you do not agree, I did not see the game so cannot pass comment but it is all to easy to slate someone without saying why.

      • SuperSpurs says:

        I think you have just labelled yourself as a ‘troll’.

  • DAVSPURS says:

    How funny they have put Merson the squealer in charge of Wigan Game just waiting for Chelski to score the pillock

  • Tony says:

    All I can say, is that if some of you DO want to Replace Redknapp, that display is something that you could be seeing a lot more of…. I mean Sunderland’s display. At least Redknapp NEVER plays for a point at home – where O’Neill, Moyes and co do sometimes. Sunderland easily have a team capable of beating us, but they never tried! They are not in relegation trouble, or in the race for CL – so why were they like that? What did they have to lose?

    • E4_Yid says:

      Who the hell wants O’Neill or Moyes to replace Redknapp anyway?

      I definitely want to see Redknapp leave because I’m sick of pretty much everything he does, as for a replacement I would say Bilic, Rijkaard or Benitez. They can all speak English, are experienced at winning trophies and are realistic targets.

      • Harry Hotspur says:

        Beautifully put, please call again :daumen:

        • A_Felching says:

          Where has all you’re ‘Arry love gone? :-p Snorbitz would have us in a better league position than Redchump. I am pleased the penny is finally dropping around here, sadly so is our league position. Next candidate please, brain cells required for managing Spurs :winke:

        • Phil McAvity says:

          If I didn’t know better Mr Felching I would say that your posts have a very ‘East Anglian’ feel to them!! :ninja: :winke:

      • LLL says:

        Benitez? Are you f-ing serious??

  • MysteriousStranger says:

    We haven’t beaten a side in the top half of the table away from home in the league all season.

    Harry’s just been unlucky, right? :ermm:

    • Tony says:

      If you want figures: We have won 6 away games. Man U won 12. Arsenal, Newcastle, Man C won 7. Oh huge problem…NOT. You make it sound that we are really behind! Chelsea, Liverpool, and now Sunderland were games that we should have won but for the opposition being overly dogged. Defoe was 2 inches short of scoring a winner at City. We were 2 up at Arsenal. Oh, by the way Fulham are technically in the top half….(stretching it…) I do not know why people believe that we have such a good squad. We have a good XI – but not squad and Redknapp is getting the maximum out of this side. When he goes, we will need to invest in players to make up for him leaving.

      • b.lessed says:

        Is that you Mr Redknapp. Harry you old swine. Get off the internet. You can use a computer? Really, but in court you said…

    • UnkleKev says:

      Similarly, Stoke aside we haven’t lost to a team outside the top seven all season.

    • Essexian76 says:

      Perhaps he hasn’t ‘better players to play with?’, I’m referring to your in depth analysis of the Swansea game, of course, which only goes to show how little you know about anything and everything-back under your rock and stay there until someone kicks it again!

      • MysteriousStranger says:

        I shall reply in the style of you.

        You think Swansea have players as good as ours, do you?

        That’s why you’re a dickhead. :winke:

        • Essexian76 says:

          Re-read YOUR post’s,especially that referring to the Swansea game-cut and paste for all to see how little you actually know about football-unless your eleven and wondering why that little hair’s appeared on your scrotum?

        • MysteriousStranger says:

          It’s clear you don’t possess enough brain cells to read any of my posts properly and in context, which is why you make up any old shite or reinterpret it with your sour, bitter twist to get a rise out of me.

          Well, just because you’re an idiot, don’t continue to take out your shortcomings on me.

          I have replied many times to your drivel, and dissected it, and your best reply is to hurl an insult and AVOID any of the points made.

          You have a problem, whether it’s the fact your wife is shagging someone else or has left you, or your business Daddy set you up in has gone tits up. Whatever it is I care not.

          Just try to act like an adult – and let’s see if you can stretch your brain cell to introduce a post on a blog where I haven’t said a thing – without a smarmy, tacky sideswipe at me or anyone else you happen to dislike.

          You don’t like me, I don’t like you. Move on, fucktard.

        • Essexian76 says:

          Your Words Vadge, not mine-sheer genius, well in Primary School they may be…. verbatim (that’s the big word for-exact, you may care to know)

          Credit where it’s due eh? All Harry did was put a side out where each and every Spurs player on paper would almost certainly be better and far more valuable than any in the Swansea team. With the exception of perhaps Friedel.
          You see, silly boy, games are not played on paper, they’re played on grass-stick to your playstation in future eh,you tactical genius
          Did Swansea beat us?-Well,no,as it happens but did they beat Man City and Arsenal?-well, yes they did as it happens, so what happened there then?-So funny- BTW,is it tantrum time-go on, please it makes me laugh,almost as much as your attempts to be a footballing intellectual (insert pre-requisite smiley face) ;-)

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