Good Evening.
Recent comments by our illustrious, tight lipped supremo in relation to his support for a team of racist, anti semite, inbreds t/a Cheatski Football Club have quite rightly sent most right thinking football fans into a blistering rage.
So here’s a device to vent that spleen.
The contributor of the very funniest arrangement of words in a known language wins a lifetime supply of love in sustainable doses courtesy of their peers*
*subject to people invariably getting bored and clearing off for various reasons that are thoroughly understandable.
Dirty Arry”same old Spurs,players come players go nothin ever appens”
Ratface”boss i couldent give a rats ass”.
Azza(thinking deep as usual)same can be said for Managers, as for a rats ass I’m looking at one.
HR: Thats right Aaron. Now bend ‘im over, and pull ‘is pants down.
RB: Zis is what I do to club at beginning of season.
HR: Yeah, And this is what I’m doing to the club now.
AL: And you say if I do this to the club I can get more money somewhere else? Wheres the amyl?
HR: ‘ha, look at those plonkers in the reserves, can’t get a game’. LM with fake fatigued smile: ‘ haha, yes they know I’m one of the best and you’d never drop me gaffer’. AL thinking: ‘my hammies are giving in again, I better hold on to luka to help keep me up so the gaffa will play me again’
HR: I have no idea about football tactics but I am being linked with the England job, haha!
LM: Well gaffer I am worth 40 million yet can’t shoot, have no fight and go missing when bigger players are on the pitch.
AL: I only run fast, but fuck it we are rich, and all those mug fans continue to pay stupid prices for tickets, North London scum idiots
HR: I will have to get Tom Daley down to give Gareth diving lessons, he`s pathetic !
The Croat: The plonker throws himself forward, rolls twice then clutches his right ankle, did he not watch Drogba, face down then thump the ground in agony (11 times).
Azza: About as realistic as this cunts love of the Chicken Badge!
I`m far too nice or i`d choke the f***er.