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Welcome to the player ratings.

Apologies to the purists that had their blogging routine disrupted by the whole Uncle Woy business. But that’s the business we call ‘show’. Here’s my assessment of the runners and riders.

And my thanks to Aaron ‘The Baker’, with whom I watched the game. I hope your Tipana was as delicious as you described it although chicken livers and me have never been close friends. One more goal and we’d have brought William Hill to it’s knees. 

 7.001 Clean sheet

 7.002 Bless him, his children and all his relations past and present for that goal. His performance otherwise was less blessing worthy. 

 6.009 Hardly troubled by the world’s greatest attacking forces.

 6.000 Hammerfoot the movie. 

 4.999 Daft as a brush. Good job this was Blackburn.

 5.999 Another flattering to deceive gig. Fizzed, popped but never really hurt a thoroughly second/third rate side.

 9.100 Oh yeah baby. Good in all sorts of ways. More please…

 7.000 Kind of alright. Against garbage like this I expected more. If I’m allowed to be honest.

 5.888  ‘He plays on the left’, why does he feel that this is such a second class gig? Who cares? Somebody needs to manage him or ship him out. 

 6.999 He’s a gift. Our manager appears to ‘indulge him’ somewhat. There’s a quote about that sort of thing, if my memory serves me right…

 6.777 Disappointing a good few times again but it’s tough to fall out of love with such a selfless player.

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124 comments

  • Kash says:

    When Lennon missed the early chance and Sandro hit the bar I really thought its going to be 0-0 or worse 1-0 to Blackburn. But thank god they are REALLY shit. Score should have been 4-0 but we won and got 3 points. Did Ade have any kind of scoring chance ? He was unselfish for VDV goal but apart from that ???. Just heard Muamba will be in the stands for our game. He just loves Tottenham. Cue Owen Coyle team talk ” Lets win this for Fabrice “

  • James Robbins says:

    Bale deserves less than rose, he was awful

  • mynameisluka says:

    The Gooners have just signed Podloski…barstewards

  • Spurticus says:

    Probably been said many times before but it gets my goat when players like Bale, Modric want to jump ship if there’s no CL footie next year…..Ahem, remind me which team you were playing for at the time that you failed to qualify? So who failed to qualify if not the players themselves? Not your fault then, didn’t miss any sitters, no shots into Row X.

    • Jamie says:

      Here here, the modern player these days want to walk into a team that is already winning trophies, and feel they achieved something. I can understand the desire to be at a club that can challenge, but evidently we were challenging until they let their heads drop. And now they want out? Just greed masquerading as ambition. If they said “I’m a professional footballer, I want to go to a team where I can still start but also earn more money in my short career”, I think strangely people might respect that.

  • HR's fan. says:

    You seem to have a hate campaign backed up by nothing but your own whims against our manager and our best player. Do you really expect everyone to play like messi every game? Not even messi does that.

    Are you views on them helping us??

    Best team and manager we have had in decades.

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