Good morning.
The Midget Gem is in the papers again amid allegations of unauthorised swordsmanship in a Newcastle hotel with some model called Laura Brown. I bet the irony of Alexadra Burke’s recent pop lament, ‘Elephant In The Room’ was missed by all concerned.
And Kyle Walker says that the England snub has put a spring in everyone’s step. My guess is that prior to the Fulham game our chairman will be offering to freely insert a high powered rocket or two somewhere a little more intimate.
Here’s the survey HERE And I’ll run the results towards the end of the day.
Where was the Is the manger shit question???
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quality :-D
We all know the answer to that one.
:-p
I see bale’s agent talking his client up in the press again
wouldn’t mind seeing a few citeh cast offs like dzeko, johnson & richards land in exchange
next season required:
strikers & midfielders coached extensively to put ball in net not shoot straight at keeper, set piece coach brought in to sort our shambles at both ends, 500 rolls of gaffer tape to shut ‘arrys gob up in between matches.
Bale’s agent wants putting in wardrobe ala 44″ Chest :devil:
And I’ll tell you this, if Brighton Billy – God rest his tortured soul – had ever caught anyone being late, he would’ve cut their eyelids off, stuck ‘em in a fucking sack with a snake, a cockerel, and a dog, and chucked ‘em in the fucking sea.
John Hurt was devilish scary in that film.
Some of Eunice’s sprinting to the oppositions corner flag remind me of Winstone’s running.
Bales’s agent wants strapping into a chair a la Daniel Craig in Casino Royale and have his testes tickled.
I tell you, i would love it, love it if we got Adam Johnson and Edna Dzeko for Bale. Love it. Not gonna get any more players from Citeh though as Mancini see’s us as a big club and therefore a big threat to their New World Order regime…
@Stupot
Blimey I thought Kevin was in the room with me then. Which is a worry as I’m on the toilet.
Wow, citeh cast offs! Sounds like they’re being thrown off a high rocky crag into the sea!
Ade is my player of the season. We are in the bottom half of the table without him. Azza a close second – he is the one player we miss most when he is not in the lineup.
Jake is the most improved, we all thought he was a weaker version of JJ and were proven wrong. Kyle is a close second. When the season started he could barely defend one on one, now he is one of the best in the PL.
I want to add a least improved/most disappointing category. Where I would put Caulker and Kaboul. They are incredibly physically gifted, which is why I expected both players to improve considerably this season, but neither have. In Williams/Caulker, Rogers had two very athletic beasts to build into pillars at the back, but as the season progressed they backed further and further into their own goal, got beat continuously on set pieces, constantly ball watched and frequently lost track of their marks. Which describes Kaboul perfectly also. If Kaboul/Caulker are our starting DM’s with HR as manager, we are going to be fighting relegation next season.
I think hudd has been more mobile this season, in a car he can visit the vast majority of drive through’s. His tracking back has been immense