Hallo.
What news from yonder window breaks? Well not too much. Sufficient for the day thereof as they say…
I’ve always loved the idea of a middle class ITK. Not for any pretentious value I swear; rather for someone to rock the ITK mic who spoke didn’t spew out riddles and other self indulgent algorithms.
The current relationship between Levy & Co. and the Spazmeister General that is our current manager has then today been described as, ‘perfunctory‘.
… This female source tells me, “Oh by all means, let them know I’m a bird, Harry!” that the exchanges between the two have become hard work largely as Arry is taking every contact as a potential threat.
There are of course exchanges but at best they can be described as perfunctory. Harry feels and doesn’t hesitate to say …that he’s due a break after a successful season and others are shall we say… doing very well indeed to remain speechless.
Arry knows that he’s screwed up and whilst the press might enjoy his company… THFC are all too well aware they have been left high and dry both in financial terms and indeed in the transfer market arena by the repercussions of Arry being ‘distracted’ by the England job that he was never ever actually in the running for.
Those still whining on about our best season witnessed by anyone under the age of 97 might want to consider if their footballing priority is Tottenham or something more sinister they may might to share with the group.
4th sounded great at the beginning of the season, but now amounts to being worth less than nothing. Lets hope that the situation deteriorates further and the Board can ship in a professional.
TEAM TO START SEASON
FOSTER
DAWSON KABOUL VERTOGHEN
WALKER HUDDLESTONE PARKER BALE
VAN DER VAART
ADEBAYOR BERBATOV
Manager?
Yes please.
Application forms freely available from Reception :whistle:
:lol:
Might be the time to try a season without one……..let’s face it, since Yorkshireman number 2 left we’ve hardly been blessed in that department…..
We could get a new chef
I’m available – fully qualified- I can rustle up a lovely Lasagne!
Just like at times we have not known whom Harry is or our team come to that,Berbatov takes the cake for having different personalities….I still would take him even if we are not sure it it would be Catalonia or Catatonia that his final destination was.
He must have kissed the Man U badge a million times mind you…,I hope one of you meet him on his next trp to Bulgaria and give him one of our shirts to wear this time
Anone else seen the rumours that Dan the Man is sorting out a compensation package for Redschnapps? It’s on the table in return for him going now………relationship at all time low; other than that Danny Rose wants to leave which is also a relief and Nelsen to MLS…..pretty good news all in all.
Yes but who will Harry be replaced by? Alex McLeish?
My dog at least doesnt need one and would never,never, piss on any of our supporters.
No, where are these rumours?
Do tell frank!
I know they’re not all wankers, but do the septics think they’re signing Admiral Nelson? Maybe they want to use London Bridge as a make weight. We need to get rid of of that ‘orrible cnut ‘arry so we can restore a bit of dignity and unity at the club. He’s not all bad, but he’s a long way from any good. Another vote should be taken.
Love the Royale Family repeats.
“You do not sh*t on your own doorstep”
“I nearly did last night”
Harry dont you think we are more like Downturn Abbey?
Good call, Ron… although maybe Grace Brothers is the most accurate yet :dizzy2:
Are you talking about the one and only Grace Brothers…whom Ive never heard of and I just googled them and they are actually in my backyard….
It’s more likely to be Mrs Slocombe’s pussy in your backyard……
she obviously found a way to sell her gear….maybe she really is Modric’s agent
Info was on twitter and the fighting cock forum-no more than that…..having said that,the rumours re their relationship deteriorating have been around for months now & missing out on CL may be the last straw for Dan. IF the rumour is true the payoff isn’t expected to be huge-time will tell as they say.
The Floating Schmuck forum? Wow!
There are many managers out there to chose from: (in no particular order)
1. Lambert
2. Rodgers
3. Capello
4. Ancellotti
5. Conte
6. AVB
7. Martinez
8. Hughton
To be avoided:
1. Harry Redknapp
2. Benitez
3. McLeish
4. Bruce
5. McCarthy
Can we move Martinez to the “To Be Avoided” pile along with Dalglish please?
also Big RON :daumen:
And Steve Mclaren…
TBH they are all overrated….Most of them are successful making mountains out of molehills and we have a tradition of doing things exactly the opposite.
I think you have missed a few. The bloke that created the Greek Philosophers and the German Gestalters,Eric Idle should be given a chance.
And PLEASE something now completely different.
I have a soft spot for Benitez,Good football brain and he can lay the table.
FACT!
Capello isn’t credible in England. He was paid £18m over 3 years with a lot of spare time and didn’t bother to learn the language. AVB has to rebuild himself somewhere else, I believe he will but he’d struggle to do it in the Prem.
Conte? Does he speak English?
Hughton interesting but too risky.
Lambert is interesting though bit of a punt and Rodgers I actually think would come to us, despite the liverpool snub. if we’re loosing Modric, now would be the obvious time to make the change.
Ancelotti I don’t think is available. He’s at PSG with unlimited resources. If he could be tempted back I’d have him in a heartbeat. But I doubt he’d shift for at least a year.
So Rodgers, basically. We’d get him, I’m certain we’d get him.
Megson`s free.
So is the pansey from are you being served.