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Jonathan Barnet Wants Shooting

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Good evening.

I have given a name to my pain and it is yet another anti Christ of modern football …Gareth Bale’s agent.  Let me introduce you to Mr Jonathan Barnet.

Here’s his CV!

People plaque like this need flushing back down the smelly pipe from whence they sadly emerged. 

We the poor schmucks that weekly pay a rather decent chap with perhaps inarguable good intent are now subject to a parasite …and that’s simply not on.

Gareth. A plea from me,  from the hearts of all of us, mate … Lose this idiot and focus on being the best that you can be for us. Play to your innate strengths and once you’ve genuinely caught the the attention of the world’s media, then we’ll talk.

We’re Tottenham, my old son. We’ve never been pretentious. We’ve always respected ambition. So tell your boy to wind his neck in.

There’s a love.. eh? 

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  • ricospur says:

    hes got a huge contract anyone who wanted him would have to pay silly money levy aint dumb

  • Shelf side yid says:

    If Bale had stayed out on the left Rose would never of got sent off also we would of won the game and not having to hope results go our way on sunday,FFS STAY ON THE FUCKING LEFT YOU MR BALE ARE NOT RONALDO!

  • nobby nobbs says:

    That shitesnake needs a date with Phil Mcvavity, a satsuma, amyl nitrate. ladies tights, and a holdall.

    All available in the House of Commons bar.

  • nobby nobbs says:

    Thats whats readily available in the Mark Oaten lounge.

  • nobby nobbs says:

    Mr barnet has been fined £100,000 and banned from being a licenced(wtf that means is anyones guess)agent previously.
    He looks nothing like Edward or James Fox..more ….. comb over to my place.. of pain and pate. Cnut.

    • hoofing says:

      I think the image depicts a rather decent film…named after a dog……unless you were being witty.

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