Good afternoon.
Never a dull moment, eh? Thirty nine goals in seventy six appearances for FC Twente. The boy’s well worth a look. This would put into perspective the suggestion from brain surgeons like me that Kuyt could still do a job.
Voetball Internatonal are saying, ‘The management of the 21-year old striker from FC Twente last week had an interview with Daniel Levy, the chairman of the London club.’
De Jong’s agent Louis Laros neither confirms nor denies negotiations with Tottenham Hotspur. Bless.
“I will not go into names of clubs.“
Anything under €8M for the boy will do me. Thanks very much.
For sale: Gents Bicycle £15
I admire your sensitivity to market forces. You’d be a fool to still demand the £25 of a month ago. Top totting.
It just goes to show that falling prices can be one of the ingredients of a recession. If everyone is waiting to see if your bicycle’s value will fall any further no one will buy anything and there you have it. Financial meltdown. All because of your bicycle.
Besides where will I put my dog?
in Levy’s office?
Does he already have a bank account or should we open one?
Who, Levy or my dog?
Leave Karen Brady out of this…
My dog is much better looking.
£8 million of your pounds or mine. if theyare mine they are chocolate – not so valuable but a lot more yummy.
I’ll have the bike for a tenner – after Ive eaten it
The money or the bike ?if its the bike i wanna watch
The money or the bike ?if its the bike i wanna watchy
Would be nice, but i expect Levy to try and dazzle us with some recently relegated crap, like Jarvis Fletcher. Which sound more like a failing Midlands comedy act than footballers. :(
If that bloke turns up trying to sell his bike again I hope he’s more realistic with his pricing this time….. ;-)
BTW his Porn star brother is called ‘Look – Da Schlong.’
Double BTW – ‘Louis Laros’? Give me a f’ing break H. He sounds like a drag act at The Phoenix Club.
“And now darlings and gentlebends, singing the songs of Edith Piaf and La Streisand please give a nice warm one to LOUIS LAROS”