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Evenin’ all.

On the 15th of July Torbay Police are playing a Spurs Legends XI and this Torbay firm are looking for an eleventh man to play on the side of the boys in blue, who actually play in black and yellow.

The Gentleman Jim Charity Cup takes place at 2pm on Sunday, July 15 at the Devon County FA ground in Newton Abbot. Tickets to watch are only £3. 

To enter, email james.stock@devonandcornwall.pnn.police.uk with your bid, name, address, telephone number and date of birth. The latest bid will be displayed on the team website www.torbaypolicefc.co.uk. The closing date for bids is Friday 29 June.

The highest bid at time of writing is is £250. So this is a unique opportunity to bung a copper, no questions asked.

The game will last no more than 30 minutes and as well as facing some Tottenham heroes of yesteryear on the pitch, you get to enjoy a post match meal with them too!

For more information visit www.torbaypolicefc.co.uk or ring 01803 841477 …and obviously in the event of a genuine emergency 999.

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22 comments

  • Yidster says:

    Ive got a brand new combined hARRRvester. Get my boots polished shall I ?

  • Nicktheyid says:

    Be careful before bidding guys. Went to a “legends XI ” against carshalton a few years back with high hopes and ended up watching david kerslake and andy turner! By the way turner was quite good.

  • Nicktheyid says:

    How many shmucks have pulled on the lillywhite shirt and claimed to be a legend? I am spartacus :)

  • Ronnie Wolman says:

    I hope the Torbay police dont play Tottenham ever.

    “Good day all,need to ask you a few questions.Its in regards to your manager,Harry Redknapp. We understand he went missing between the 19th of April till the 7th of May.Did anyone find the bloke?
    There was a geezer that looked just like him trying to swim from Torquay to Monaco sometime in April.He was dressed in a dog suit,funny I fought…funny….”

  • There is a geezer on the last blog that wrote the word ‘squillionaire’ just thought it was a fucking great word.

    Maybe its one of the squad who squeals about Harry and his intricate understanding of tactics….

    ‘Gaffer I really want to run over there’

    ‘ok run over there’

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