Hello fun seekers.
First up a huge thank you for yesterdays comments. I put that picture up without thinking it through. I hesitate to say innocently, even. In my defence how could anyone have known how funny a seemingly a pretty dull picture of a few men stood about a ten year old Merc could be?
After sleeping on it, my best guess is that this was an Earth Wind & Fire tribute band being told there was no ‘arrangement’ with with the pub next door and …’all this is permit holders only, sir’.
I see in today’s Redschnapps Bugle The Sun that the Arry camp are repeating the same damage limitation tactics they employed in relation to his non-appointment as England manager.
Apparently Arry is contributing to the delay in him being given the opportunity to build a dynasty as he’s a very expensive commodity. If you have recently undergone electroconvulsive therapy then this makes a lot of sense.
Levy feels Redknapp was responsible for failing to secure a top-three finish and a guarantee of Champions League football because he was distracted by talk of becoming the next England manager.
This is harrowingly accurate. Clearly this bit wasn’t proof read.
But the Redknapp camp insist the target issued by the chairman was a top-four finish and that it was hardly his fault Chelsea became kings of Europe to pip Spurs to the fourth Champions League spot.
Oh I see, this is like you were supposed to collect the kids from school and bring them home. Nobody said anything about not giving them them beer and cigarettes in the car on the way.
In spite of heart surgery and a gruelling court case earlier this year, Redknapp remains committed to transforming Tottenham into regular Champions League contenders.
Oh please, not the health card again. And the reason his court case ever existed in the first place and was grueling or otherwise is because of the utterly bizarre manner he conducted his personal finances.
And, deep down, Levy knows he will have to tread carefully because Redknapp remains very popular with the White Hart Lane faithful.
HahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaHahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
Back in the real world, Brazil got beat 2-0 last night and the game threw up two goals of interest. Here’s Leandro Dimebar for starters. It was erroneously called as being offside.
And next up is a sex on toast like finish from the boy Giovanni Dos Santos.
As that ball went in; if you were able to tune into a frequency not too dissimilar to the one which dogs can hear, you would have just catch Arry saying, ‘Well he bladdy well doesn’t do anyfink like that for us.’
And so I rest my case, m’lud.
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Why do people make out Harry has transformed Tottenham the squad we have has been being built since Chris Hughton, Damien Comolli and various others have been at the club in fact since Daniel Levy’s been in head role. The squads success now is the fruit of labour way before Redknapp was at Pompey the first time this team has been being built since Ledley became a regular in the first team.
I think Giovani has some kind of re-sale clause in his contract where by if he’s sold within X amount of time, a percentage of profits go to Barca. That being the case, it wouldn’t surprise me if he was more of a commodity than a player.
The period in which Barca would be entitled to a sell on percentage expired last year. Any profits would be simply ours now.
Then it’s time to sell. He’s a tidy player. Worth a few squid.
I have it on good authority from The Sun and The Mail that the world will end on the day pre season training starts unless a HR gets a 3 Year extension…..
I KNOW
still waiting…
Don’t worry, both Vertonghen and the ‘Arry thing are still in the works, just been delayed a bit. Just wait and see. His inside source assures him that the new dates are:
-Jan confirmed on Wednesday
-Redknapp sacked on Thursday
Just wait and see. And when one or both happens I Know will have been proven right and all the internet will quiver in fear at the massiveness of his MAD ITK SKILLZ.
Sorry, that should have been “His/her inside source[…]”
We can’t know this person’s gender as the poster must of course remain anonymous. Otherwise it might compromise the source, who is an insanely important person, and if you knew how crazy hooked up the anonymous poster actually was, you would sh*t your pants.
thanks for clearing that up Los!
POTL’s is still currently dual gendered. Pre Op Transsexual Lynda can therefore be referred to as either hiser’s or sher’s.
That’ll do nicely,I want it so bad any old made up shitty ditty will do.Now I can relax and watch Hungary and Ireland Draw 2-2 and pick up a large wodge of dough from the turf accountants.
Pish
In the time honoured tradition of this esteemed blog-I predict a goal-less draw between Hungary and the ROI