Breaking News: A Photograph Of AVB Is Posted On Twitter!

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Good evening.

This just in courtesy of round about 300 people then. The gentleman in the sunglasses is allegedly one Luís André de Pina Cabral e Villas-Boas. The location allegedly Kensington, London. The time? Today.

One thing is for sure, the instantly dislikeable pilchards either side of him haunt  that particular postcode in some number.

Graham Roberts was on talkSPORT the old rogue, tempting and teasing us like some big curvy burlesque bint flashing us the merest hint of ITK knicker elastic.  There’s Arab money on the cards. 

I’d prefer an investment over a buyout. Levy & Co at the helm all the way for me. Harrumph, harrumph. 

Joao Moutinho’s in the papers. Lots of mumbles trying to link him as a transfer target. Will she, won’t she? Who knows. But I like this quote from a player who is quite rightly held in such high regard. 

‘AVB is one of the best coaches I’ve worked with. ‘I’d work with him again tomorrow.’

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  • Hartley says:

    Looks nothing like him….more like Laudrup if you ask me

    • Hubba Hubba says:

      Its his cunning disguise – he’s clearly just been over the road in the Corals having a last minute few quid on himself. Has to get back that £11 million he’s supposedly lost out on somehow.

    • Zul says:

      doesnt look anything like laudrup.

      • Hartley says:

        Or AVB….

        • Spurstacus says:

          Which one is supposed to be AVB?

        • Hartley says:

          I don’t know but second from the left is definitely Laudrup….

        • WhiteHartDub says:

          Hartley, you say Laudrup is second from the left.. Would love to know how he’s gotten so dark in the last couple of weeks???? And even if you meant second from the right, Laudrup would never have that sorta growth on his face. It’s AVB!!!

        • Phil McAvity says:

          What are you on about? It’s the spitting image of AVB!

        • Phil McAvity says:

          LOL, I’ve just realised I didn’t get the sarcasm did I?!! :blush:

  • Jimbotheyid says:

    Exciting times ahead. COYS

  • nobby nobbs says:

    Whats going on with Siggerson ?

  • Paul says:

    Did someone cross different strokes with the Goonies??

  • Siggs says:

    I hope Siggs comes, just because someone at our club will have the same nick name as me. I heard Liverpool have upped their offer though, just have to wait and see….

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