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He’s Signed & I’m Delighted To Hear It

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Good evening. 

I come bearing better than half good tidings. 

Emmanuel Adebayor the man they couldn’t hang – no matter how hard they seemingly tried – is a Yiddo. The source impeccable to the extent we’ve agreed his execution will be broadcast on a live stream from this very site if it doesn’t happen.

I know that opinion is a little divided on Ade. I’m down with that. There are always going to be good and wise people that don’t understand everything. 

So in the softly spoken words of Thatch Denis, I’d do anything for love but I won’t do that rejoice!

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  • SpurredoninDubblin says:

    Sorry to go off thread, but someone just e-mailed me with the following story.

    She is a friend of mine in Thailand (no dirty jokes plz) and a friend of hers is currently studying in London. Anyway, this lovely lady (arsenal fan unfortunately) asked her friend to go to the Emptycrates to buy a genuine replica shirt for her son. She refuses to buy any of the good quality fakes that are on sale locally.

    Her friend encloses the receipt in case their is a prob (£45). She looks at the label: “Made in Thailand”. She tells me she cannot tell the difference between the replica and the fake she refuses to pay £3.20 for.

    I have the pics as Jpegs if HH wants to publish!

    • mynameisluka(pending) says:

      *embarrased cough*
      God forgive me but I actually asked… there should be a label embossed with a Nike swoosh with “Genuine” and a serial no. at least there was on the last one…according to my nephew

    • W.T says:

      Not sure where this is leading really. I realised many years ago that dog shit, looks and smells the same all over the world. Apart from China, where they cover it in red ants and fry till crispy.

    • Urbane Sturgeon says:

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      If I send £320 to your friend in Thailand can she send me 100 of those ‘can’t tell the difference’ Spurs shirts?

  • Mark says:

    When is the live hanging? The only source you have is a Heinz one. Complete garbage.

    • seattlespursguy says:

      You’ve clearly been wronged. I wouldn’t stand for it. Demand a full and complete refund and a grovling apology.

  • Wayne says:

    getting the popcorn ready and preparing for the execution…..

  • Will says:

    Dublin lad….is ANYTHING made in the west except madrassa fodder? We even import most of our football players I hear : )

  • benspur says:

    SANDRO 8O

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