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Hugo Lloris Will Unquestionably And Without Doubt Be Wearing The Shirt Of A Football Team Next Season

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Good afternoon.

Yesterday got into a spot of trouble on Twitter for having the affront to Tweet ***** and ask him to stop nicking a salary under false pretenses from us. I don’t make a habit of approaching celebs on there. Well I called David Baddiel a middle class beardy. And I asked Claudine Keane if she and Bob had ever considered a suicide pact …ah hold up, it might be me.

Hugo Lloris then.

Of late, I get an increasing sense of ‘intolerance’ from Spurs fans. The demand for vending machine / Pot Noodle speeds isn’t just exclusive to transfers. Some still have this bizarre belief that we ought to be beating everyone 5-0, come what may. Bless. 

Jean-Michel Aulas, Lyon’s president appears every bit as raunchy as our boy. One would have to say, ‘why ever wouldn’t he?’

“Unless he really wants to leave, he’ll be playing for Lyon next season. He was decisive during the penalty shootout.

The best present we could give to the supporters would be to find a way to keep him and that’s what we’re going to do.

Tottenham had made contact via some agents at the beginning of the season but since then we haven’t received a concrete offer, so I don’t think they’re willing to make the offer that would enable Hugo to join them.

He wasn’t against it, but it’s been going on for too long now.”

Tell me about it, love. 

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143 comments

  • Adebayor is cash motivated and will switch off once levy agrees to his greedy demands which would trigger agents of other players asking for more dough . Performance related, big bonuses based on achievments is the way forward on top of a good basic pay.

  • Rupert says:

    Harry, u seen about Modders deal done. Best get a headline out there for some early hits, ‘£35M for the rat, good biz!’ would be my choice,use if u wish!

  • The Tottinghams says:

    Sought out the Jenas tweet. Wonderful. What type of trouble is there for telling the truth to someone?

  • MitchellThomas says:

    Very surprised at how niggly and nasty they were tonight. The odd forearm smash (Alba), Mata taking lessons from Terry in trying to intimidate the ref. De Gea shakier than Booby Mimms at his worst.

    Look i admit it. Im the person watching Olympic football. Yes it’s me. I just miss the proper football so much that this is my methadone. I can handle it lads.

    Yours,

    Zammo

  • hekko says:

    I agree with all the striker talk. This season is going to be an absolute disaster for AVB if he doesn’t get levy to pull off at the very least adebayor. If we don’t seal him we will be losing (kind of) 2 of our best players.. It’s near impossible to replace players like that for a team like us. ‘Arry wasn’t a smart man but he knew how to put 11 players together. AVB is a smart man but little thus far proves he can. I fear for this season.. Contending the top 3 at the moment looks unlikely..

    • Neurosis.

      Its all happening as we speak except we cant talk about it nor should you.

      Relax,dont worry.

      Its all going to happen.

      If not we will all jump together.

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