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Hugo Lloris Will Unquestionably And Without Doubt Be Wearing The Shirt Of A Football Team Next Season

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Good afternoon.

Yesterday got into a spot of trouble on Twitter for having the affront to Tweet ***** and ask him to stop nicking a salary under false pretenses from us. I don’t make a habit of approaching celebs on there. Well I called David Baddiel a middle class beardy. And I asked Claudine Keane if she and Bob had ever considered a suicide pact …ah hold up, it might be me.

Hugo Lloris then.

Of late, I get an increasing sense of ‘intolerance’ from Spurs fans. The demand for vending machine / Pot Noodle speeds isn’t just exclusive to transfers. Some still have this bizarre belief that we ought to be beating everyone 5-0, come what may. Bless. 

Jean-Michel Aulas, Lyon’s president appears every bit as raunchy as our boy. One would have to say, ‘why ever wouldn’t he?’

“Unless he really wants to leave, he’ll be playing for Lyon next season. He was decisive during the penalty shootout.

The best present we could give to the supporters would be to find a way to keep him and that’s what we’re going to do.

Tottenham had made contact via some agents at the beginning of the season but since then we haven’t received a concrete offer, so I don’t think they’re willing to make the offer that would enable Hugo to join them.

He wasn’t against it, but it’s been going on for too long now.”

Tell me about it, love. 

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  • Habib says:

    You can pass the other teams off the park all you like. Fact of the matter is that in this league a team that does not have two world class strikers and a like for like Modric replacement is a 5th place+ team.

    Starting to get worried a teeny bit. Llorente Moutinho and Adebayor ought maintain the status quo. And a speedy skillful winger that can cover for Bale or Lennon ought to raise the bar. For god’s sake sell Jenas and Bentley and Dos Santos and get on with it.

  • Habib says:

    Zoran Mamic told the Croatian press today that Tottenham Hotspur has agreed to sell the midfielder to Real Madrid for £35 million and that the deal will be completed in the next day, which is of consequence to Zagreb because they will receive a portion of the fee (reported to be £2.5 million.

    BIOYRMC!

    • The bastards will start raising the prices again if we havent made deals already subject to.

      But wait.

      We have faith in Whom we Trust The Right Hon DB.

      Yes.

      • Buy Berba that leaves us with 29.5 mil

        sounds good to me

        • Habib says:

          I suspect Levy has agreement with Porto. But the Porto owner is a real bastard. He’ll break it and ask for more. Levy will expect that and have a backup plan ready…. All this game theory. No wonder he remained short while his brain grew!

      • Habib,you could be onto something here. Ever hear of Treadstone? You need Bourne to solve this problem.What has Moutinho and Mourinho got in common apart from a letter or two?
        Habib keep at it.

  • Spurstacus says:

    I haven’t seen much of Stevie Caulker but what I have seen has been good. I hope he gets a chance does well for us.

  • Harry,this blog has been taken over 100% by people that want to talk about football (and Tennis).

    I just cant take this anymore and think we should get together backed by the Equity Union and fight this anti anything else racism.

    Remember Stanley Baker.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I’m happy to protest about anything irrational.

      Where are they? Who?! I’m opposed!

    • MitchellThomas says:

      One out, all out. Just like them ‘Confessions…’ films innit Ron

      • The Unpopular Front for the Liberation from Just Sports on Harry’s Site (UFJSH) is now looking for volunteers.
        I think maybe we can get some of the 100,000 that built the hill at the OS otherwise they will go directly to GO collect their dole and have to wait 4 years to see if they can apply again.
        We need people.Just two or three is just not enough unless we get maybe Jason Bourne and James Bond and a parachuting Moutinho.Mitchel,Harry the time is nigh (what does nigh mean again?)

  • thenight says:

    Looks like {1 League cup in 11 years Levy) is saving on wages again, waiting till the last minute. Well so far this has got us, oh yes 1 league cup. if he was a manager he would of been sacked 10 years ago.

    • Thats sacreligous mate! Daniel IWWT is a top man.Weare all acountants here on this site and impressed at his performance.
      High Lines and Bottom Lines are wot we are about.
      Balance the goalposts,watch your expenses and score occasionally is wot we do.

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