Good afternoon.
Yesterday got into a spot of trouble on Twitter for having the affront to Tweet ***** and ask him to stop nicking a salary under false pretenses from us. I don’t make a habit of approaching celebs on there. Well I called David Baddiel a middle class beardy. And I asked Claudine Keane if she and Bob had ever considered a suicide pact …ah hold up, it might be me.
Hugo Lloris then.
Of late, I get an increasing sense of ‘intolerance’ from Spurs fans. The demand for vending machine / Pot Noodle speeds isn’t just exclusive to transfers. Some still have this bizarre belief that we ought to be beating everyone 5-0, come what may. Bless.
Jean-Michel Aulas, Lyon’s president appears every bit as raunchy as our boy. One would have to say, ‘why ever wouldn’t he?’
“Unless he really wants to leave, he’ll be playing for Lyon next season. He was decisive during the penalty shootout.
The best present we could give to the supporters would be to find a way to keep him and that’s what we’re going to do.
Tottenham had made contact via some agents at the beginning of the season but since then we haven’t received a concrete offer, so I don’t think they’re willing to make the offer that would enable Hugo to join them.
He wasn’t against it, but it’s been going on for too long now.”
Tell me about it, love.
I for one am worried that we will not finish top 8 let alone top 6.
Look at the players we’ve sold or who have retired, have injuries… we need to replace Pav, Peanut, Kranjar, Ade, before we even consider another Goalkeeper.
It amazes me the number of Spurs fans that think we will do better than last year, god forbid anything happens to Lennon or Bale Because we will have ZERO creativity, fcuk all.
The most expensive players are strikers, we have JD!!!!!!! that means we need serious wedge to purchase at least 2 more strikers, now other clubs know we have 3 weeks to sign them, so what do you think they will do?????? stuff us the way Levy stuffs everyone else.
we also need to sign 2 more wingers or creative forwards, the scum are looking to do business, the chavs are buying everyone, Liverpool will go again, Utd have squad depth every year, City will attack the market soon, we are truly kidding ourself s if we think we will better 4th next season.
Oh and replace that little fella Modric, think PSG are going to go for Mouthino.
Jesus Paul are you on come down or time of the month, think I’ll go and shoot myself after reading that
We finished 4th and have so far not got Ade, but replaced king with Vert, and brought in Sigg both good signings. Chelsea have done good biz but they’ve lost the Dog and their squad is old, Ass have bought in average strikers to replace their star performer last season.
There’s a couple of weeks to go and Levy knows we need a striker, I’m sure Ade will come and prob 1 more, prob someone with potential as back up but poss Remy or Damiao
We’re in good stead, stop bringing us down, Coys
dont want to rain on it, but chelsea are averaging down on the age front
mata is 24
oscar is 20
hazard is 23 or 23
and there is another young ‘un whose name i forget that they just bought
I thought Hazard was 23?
No he’s 23
Hazard is 23 or 21 (21)
I’ve just checked wikipedia and I can confirm he is 23 …….or 23
Hazard is 21 or 19. (Both). :freu
This is all very interesting but does anyone know how old Hazard is…..?! :unsure: I’ve heard he’s over 22 but hasn’t quite reached 24? :hae:
I think you’ll find he was 22 last year.
Rumour has it he’ll be 24 next year.
Upfront worries me more than goalkeepers and who 2 replace modders. Dos santos scored twice for mexico today and is no doubt there star man. Never had a run at spurs, to late now me thinks. Kane is still learning and may struggle at top level. Van der vart n defoe don’t gel. Demba ba £7mill should be worth a punt.
ITK: The football shirt Lloris will be wearing next season is a goalkeeper shirt. ITK OUT.
Nice darts sir.
lyon are moving the goalposts..Lloris doesnt know where he will be playing next season.
It’s no surprise the keeper doesn’t know where he is, if they keep moving the goalposts.
What happened to £8million heurelo gomes, psv player of the year?
Gomes could be the greatest goalkeeper that ever lived but prefer the play the role of a court jester.
I think he can be serious but has a jester type impulse that couldcome back to haunt us. Maybe him wearing one of those bell hats will make him feel stupid and shake him out of the need,I dont know