Good afternoon.
I knew today was at best going to be a bit iffy from the moment I was blasted by some Peruvian looking geezers wearing the full red Indian garb in the city centre this morning.
They were playing that timeless South American classic, ‘Riders In The Storm’ which I kid you not segued seamlessly into, ‘Lady In Red.’
And so to Spanish media Marca.com who are claiming that Sahin is Emptycrates bound.
They say that the idea of a Premiership loan was The Special One’s idea and whilst suggested as a makeweight in ‘Operation Modric’ it was Tottenham that didn’t fancy merely a loan of the Turk.
This would be an unusual move by Aunty Wenger. She doesn’t normally warm to loan deals. But, given that the old goat is certifiably deluded anyway, she probably thinks this sort of thing may impress van Wotsis Name to ‘hang on in there.’
Last night I had a magic mushroom omlette and a beer spiked with LSD with what I saw last night.
I really must stop watching Women’s Beach Volleyball.
After a while you’ll not be able to watch anything BC ;-) It’s true what they say, take Spikes advice and keep watching ’till you need bi-focals
Have we signed Victoria Pembleton yet ?
Nope, she’s on her way to China, with that other famous diver!
Please, please, please someone..anyone.. put a ban on Sir Paul every appearing to sing live (really!) ever again! It was like Ledder’s making that tackle at the Etihad all over again..you know in your heart it’s all over