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Good morning.

Reports emerging from the City of London right now that Andres Villas Boas is indeed the manager/coach/most recent ginger person to have been employed at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

He’s in for an interesting time. Arry’s mates in the press will be campaigning in earnest. Brace yourselves for leaked exclusives that Andre’s favourite sandwich is Newborn Baby, Lettuce and Tomato; that the genetic experiment in The Boys From Brazil was in fact real and that Andre was the sole survivor. Stuff like that.

Good luck and welcome aboard.

BIOYAVBC!

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  • mynameisluka says:

    Gotta love BAE’s tweet…”Who is the manager pls? LOL”

  • `rich g says:

    :devil:

  • jfdit says:

    Well it’s done and dusted now, let’s hope Levy & Sherwood pull their fingers out and start addressing serious shortcomings in our squad, our current line best 11 looks w*ank or injured

    Brad + 2 bags of nerves in gomes & cuddles
    walker, kaboul, dawson, BAE (all 4 finished season injured) gallas & king are finished in the top flight IMO
    lennon, sandro, parker, modric, bale, hudd – 3/4 currently injured

    VDV & Defoe up front has to be one of our weakest strike partnership ever

    we’re coming up to pre season training and as per usual we’re still dicking around, wonder why we never hit the ground running eh? We should have plugged the holes in the squad and be ready for battle immediately not in the last minute of the transfer window.

  • LH says:

    Has anyone seen any good videos of that Oscar character we are being linked to? I have heard good things but all the videos are ropy at best. Have read the ITk on SC that we have made a bid etc. but from what I can make out he plays in a similar role to VDV and Sig, so not sure what’s going on there.

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