Good afternoon.
So today’s the day that a new breed of dastardly, ghostly and stealthy itks turn up to casually say, ‘As I told you on Monday, Jan Vertonghen has signed!.’ The response to this is …eh? Who is this guy? I didn’t even I know I was following/you were on this forum?!
Has he signed? Who the hell knows. All that is certain is that the collective groan from Spurs fans nearing exhaustion will be audible globally if the player makes another, ‘I dunno what’s happening interview.’
Roger ‘Daily Mail’ Morgan of Spurs Odious says that we’re asking £4.5M for Peanut. I don’t have any ethics and I sold my last moral for 50p to a blind beggar, but even I don’t think that this whole deal was right.
Peanut didn’t want to play for us, we didn’t have a spot for him and the only people that would be remotely interested in having him other than us were the mob that we bought him from. I hear the financial advisers among you telling me that this was a, ‘neat bit of business from Levy & Co.,’ but I just don’t buy it.
If our previous manager is ever pulled up for anything more than a faulty brake light or a jammed electric window my money’s on this being looked at.
Zeki Fryers is another name in the frame.
He sounds like he’s either a Greek fish & chip shop or this week’s new Joe Satriani. Either way, anyone that has ‘infuriated’ Slur Alex and bailed on the Red Devil machine is good by me. The fee has apparently gone to an independent tribunal. Providing competition for Benny can only a positive thing.
Modric? Every day or two some bright spark ‘announces’ that Real Madrid have in somehow enhanced their offer. Cash. Cash plus player. An upped cash deal. The truth of the matter – or so I am led to believe – is that an offer came in some time back for the boy with the chicken badge allergy – and due to various factors not to mention the SOB is still under contract, we have yet to let them know.
As you were.
I’m feeling so enthusiastic I might put some Leo Sayer on.
Orchard Road!
Moonlighting?
The new fragrance, Leo Sayer for him. Smell like the Seventies once more. The aroma of bin strikes and coal.
Viva la revlolucion you make me feel like dancing
Levy was wearing his LS Special fragrance ‘I won’t let the show go on’ while sacking the spiv
Im really excited about the new season.For three reasons really.
One is obviously about Daniel Levy and how he has handled the situation. He is a conservative businessman that has been working the room with great nous. Pushing the envelope without selling out.
Then we have Levys project our Glorious Club who are now positioning for a real period of growth.
Third is aour Glorious fans,the greatest fans in thew world and not only that,the best economists the world has ever seen.
Let the good times roll. Arsenal without van pers will finish tenth. Champs league for us.
@ Ronnie, don’t know if you came across this-but it was an interesting read and highlighted our conversation a while ago as to why this man wasn’t or isn’t ever mentioned when great managers are compared. Peter McWilliam is another name that never appears either yet clearly both men were visionary and architects the ‘Tottenham’ style we all came to admire through the ages.
Brilliant article Essex thanks!
brough shivers.
It was my Dads time although I did see the push and run team (when I was 3 year old or so)
Enjoyed it thanks
http://www.sabotagetimes.com/football-sport
It would help if I’d copied it ;-)
Essex,no chance today to read it (is it the AVB article?)Out for the whole day
Arthur Rowe
well, the league is done and dusted then, just clean up in the cups for a qradruple , nice, and then another 4 trophys next year including the chumpionsleague, BLIND DELUDED FOOLS
Ode to Rich G-(Is he Buscuit or Cake?)
Is delusion but an illusion?
Are your intrusions just there to annoy?
Are you Rich G, rich or a pauper?
And will I like Marmite or jam for my tea?
As it’s just July, not August or May
And the final bell has not pealed
As you can tell, that I’m bored to distraction
Yet note that your arsehole has healed!
:freu :freu :freu
too much time on your hands, but very good
I thank you :whistle:
My mum and my mums mum says”oh well says Nell the hole in my bum will never get well”
That’ll be biscuit of course, which you can’t have if you’ve got it or is that cake?
Buscuit plays for Barcelona, first name’s Duncan I believe.
That takes the….oh flip, let’s not go there eh?
:-D
Is your surname Baldie, Gary?