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Good evening.

This from Manu’s Facebook page. But what can we deduce from this prima facie evidence?

Well, the envelope beneath the paperwork has a self seal strip. The pen is perhaps a sinister shade of blue. The furniture appears to be from Fat Malcolm’s Leather Wonderland (Junction 23 off the A12). And that there is some cable trunking running along the skirting board.

Good Day to All! Very soon I will reveal the name of my Future Club. ! BLESS! – Manu.

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  • gavin jezzard says:

    Yes of course I will sign RVP’s leaving card.. Good luck in Manchester Robin!

  • Boy Charioteer says:

    I know it’s slightly off subject, but did anyone see Brian Reade’s superb piece on Ledley King in The Mirror yesterday? “Because they exhibited throughout their careers the one true quality football fans prize highest in their heroes: loyalty. Which buys something banknotes never can: immortality. To wish Ledley King a happy retirement is futile. He is guaranteed one.”

  • Mark says:

    So he has signed for Chelsea then. Why would he be in New York when we are in LA and Chelsea are in New York. Oh well, only the best striker we have had since Berba slips through the net. At least we have Kane & Defoe to start the season with!!!

    • essexian76 says:

      I know I’m being cynical, but if King hadn’t been so prone to injury, do you honestly think he’d not have been subject to bids from the likes of Real or Barca?
      Would his head have been turned or could we refuse the silly money his undoubted ability would’ve attracted? All hypothetical I know, but it is 2012

      • Boy Charioteer says:

        I know everyone is cynical nowadays, but we have to believe that some people just cannot be bought. Because if the obverse is true there is no hope for any of us.

  • tufty says:

    Yeah yeah, screw football, if come dancing pays 200k a week its always been my favorite club!!

  • AllWhiteMark says:

    Dear mr Levy, Ive discovered a little kid in my academy who will fit Lukas shirt perfectly. Good news is he will sign for just 49k a week plus an xbox 360 and fifa 2013.

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