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What Is Adebayor Signing In This Picture?

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Good evening.

This from Manu’s Facebook page. But what can we deduce from this prima facie evidence?

Well, the envelope beneath the paperwork has a self seal strip. The pen is perhaps a sinister shade of blue. The furniture appears to be from Fat Malcolm’s Leather Wonderland (Junction 23 off the A12). And that there is some cable trunking running along the skirting board.

Good Day to All! Very soon I will reveal the name of my Future Club. ! BLESS! – Manu.

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  • Jon says:

    NY Spurs fan, it does say future club not new club. So can we take from that it’s not a new club he’s going to sign for, but meaning tottenham as the future club? Who knows.

  • Jamie says:

    I’m going to be in the minority here, but I have not problem Adebayor holding out so as not to take a pay cut. He signed a contract with City entitling him to £175,000 a week until 2014. He has every right to look to collect these earnings over the next 2 years, After which it would be reasonable to target his market rate. Which is probably circa £100k a week. Reports suggest this £115k a week figure over 4 years plus signing on fee would allow him to effectively not loose out on what he would have earned over the next 2, then revert to what the market would realistically pay him.
    We used to sing elephant songs at him, and now we expect him to give away money just to play for us? JUst seems a bit rich.
    If we don’t feel he’s worth what he feels he needs I have faith in the club not to over stretch, but imo he’s just being sensible.

  • john says:

    His application form for the cube

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      Wrong.

      It’s for Superstar.

      He’s Lloyd Webber’s wildcard to send the ratings into meltdown in Togo.

  • Sean says:

    Maybe Redknapp’s teaching him how to fill out his tax forms: “All ya do Ade is leave a couple of noughts off and send the rest to Milan… Mandaric”

    • NY Spurs Fan says:

      “…and a dog always helps.”

      I don’t believe he’s signed with us until I see him on the pitch wearing our kit OR holding the scarf over ‘is head.

  • ryan says:

    Dear Mr wenger in response to your letter to see if I’d like to come back to ars*al to replace van perse,,Fuck off u pedo!!!!!!!!

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