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Good afternoon.

I was in analysis, you should know that about me, I was in group analysis when I was younger, ’cause I couldn’t afford private…I was captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you’ve never seen neurotics play softball, it’s really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

Obviously stolen from Woody Allen, but I am seriously beginning to wonder about the mental health of my fellow fan. The narrow mindedness of many has left me pretty convinced that we are in no small part supported by a gaggle of small mined simpletons. Ha. Maybe this is my Gerald Ratner moment.  Well if I wake up after lunch to discover they’ve gone then sentient few that remain are blessed.

Do we need strikers, do we in fact need a bit of need of good transfer lovin’ in any number of departments? Of course we do.

But does anyone seriously believe that Levy & Co. are somehow nonchalantly swanning about only occasionally checking their email during the adverts on daytime television? These critics are the same pseudo commie neo pinko idiots that still believe the Chairman’s only in it for the money and/or that Joe Lewis needs to stick his hand in his pocket. Jesus wept. 

Patience isn’t a virtue in football, as in real life it’s a necessity. If you think that footballers sit on shelves in some mystical footballer supermarket somewhere, beneath a shelf-talker with bar code and care instructions printed upon it? Some expectens of millions spent on a man who they can adopt and champion as ‘this seasons Messiah’ with the same expedience they’d employ buying a Happy Meal.

I hear your pain brother, alas Mr Jolly lives next door. The firm are on it.

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  • kojac says:

    we are going to amaze and win a few games with bentley and J**** pulling the strings :shifty:

    • TMWNN says:

      I’m already amazed…… that they’re still here. Another great bit of business prowess from the less hairy second coming. Although in *****’ case, I’m sure the chairman has been working tirelessly in the background, weaving his magic, in an attempt to get rid. Maybe I’m too impatient, might need to wait another 5 years.

  • kojac says:

    just done my FF team,the klingon at the goons is a midfielder now :-D

    the lighting was amazing saw the opening and bits of closing,good stadium in all from the telly,roma/lazio have always had that stadium haven’t they or for a while now,it had a refit not long ago,but obviously not ideal,not many on the continent have stadiums like we do,wembley,twickers and now stratford is it called stratford.shame they can’t keep it for athletics really in its size,they could use it for concerts and almost anything they can think of,speedway?,banger racing :-D

    • kojac says:

      monster truck

      • melcyid says:

        its for public beheadings when sharia law comes in and boozers and adulters will be punished.

        • kojac says:

          it will be kept busy then

        • melcyid says:

          unfortunately the first ones would be most of the performers who were on stage Sunday night.speaking of which I was very disappointed that Brucie wasnt on the Palladium carousel for a grand finale,moment was missed for ever.

        • kojac says:

          good job you live in paradise then,the only bit i caught were people being driven around in bentleys and a bit of the worse cover of wish you were here i’ve heard i think,it has to be judged harshly its one of my fav songs

        • melcyid says:

          I would have to watch a live stream just like the football.

    • jfdit says:

      now you’re talking koj, banger racing

      I’m not sure how weathertight the roof will be once the winter sets in, roof was designed for the games only, the porn pikeys are looking at putting in temp seating on the track, that won’t work with the sight lines unless they start raising the existing seating or lower track or pitch i.e not viable – you wouldn’t want to start digging out round there, lot of german bombs

      • kojac says:

        i thought in that doco the architects said it could stay like it is forever if you wanted it too,jf

        • jfdit says:

          it’s steel frame so the actual framework will last forever provided you keep it sealed, the roof panels are pvc so will struggle with the uv & degrade, they were designed to be removed immediately after the games, the roof was needed so world records were valid apparently.

  • Boy Charioteer says:

    When you zoom in from the air it will look like an old Domestos advert where, although you can’t see the germs with the naked eye, you have to see through a really powerful microscope to see if there is any micro bacteriological life there. Maybe the West Ham fans can hologram themselves and shine them on empty seats to fool the Sky commentators. Did you know that an anagram of “West Ham United” is “The New Stadium”?

  • melcyid says:

    I think Sandro is out of order going on jolly with his Brazil mates for a midweek friendly in Scandanavia 3 days before the Season kicks off. We do pay his wages dont we?

    • kojac says:

      he better stay fit,he is going to be our man this season i hope in the middle,

      fifa are scrapping this annoying friendly from next year i believe after years of begging form england

  • The Tottinghams says:

    Tweet today by Benny. @AssouEkotto: With a nap,the day is not enought long…i make a dream!As we signe a BIG STRIKER. Very good! who score many goal!!!but it was. A dream LOL”

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