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Good afternoon.

I was in analysis, you should know that about me, I was in group analysis when I was younger, ’cause I couldn’t afford private…I was captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you’ve never seen neurotics play softball, it’s really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.

Obviously stolen from Woody Allen, but I am seriously beginning to wonder about the mental health of my fellow fan. The narrow mindedness of many has left me pretty convinced that we are in no small part supported by a gaggle of small mined simpletons. Ha. Maybe this is my Gerald Ratner moment.  Well if I wake up after lunch to discover they’ve gone then sentient few that remain are blessed.

Do we need strikers, do we in fact need a bit of need of good transfer lovin’ in any number of departments? Of course we do.

But does anyone seriously believe that Levy & Co. are somehow nonchalantly swanning about only occasionally checking their email during the adverts on daytime television? These critics are the same pseudo commie neo pinko idiots that still believe the Chairman’s only in it for the money and/or that Joe Lewis needs to stick his hand in his pocket. Jesus wept. 

Patience isn’t a virtue in football, as in real life it’s a necessity. If you think that footballers sit on shelves in some mystical footballer supermarket somewhere, beneath a shelf-talker with bar code and care instructions printed upon it? Some expectens of millions spent on a man who they can adopt and champion as ‘this seasons Messiah’ with the same expedience they’d employ buying a Happy Meal.

I hear your pain brother, alas Mr Jolly lives next door. The firm are on it.

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  • Ronnie Wolman says:

    The more I think about it the more that is seems we will get a player in return as part of the Modric deal.

    If Levy indeed asked for 40mil and Jose offered 22 mil and maybe up to 25 mil then this is too far a chasm between the two for any one of them to lose fact. It maybe wishful thinking on my part as Id like to see Nuri Sahin in a Tottenham shirt and Modric in anything but.

  • chiversmetimbers says:

    oh my days! it wouldn’t be less funny if it weren’t true, but here it is… Trouty puts his marker down for just about every job in the PL :blink:

  • melcyid says:

    wot a mouf ,wot a mouf,wot a norf an sowf,blimey wot mouf hes got

  • paddtspurs says:

    What aload of crap mr levy is at fault full stop . Harry got rid of keane,crouch,wilson,pav were was that money invested ? Harry hotspur why do you stick up for him newcastle will beat us at weekend simply because or chairman won’t spend money and don’t give the rubish about champs lge revenue liverpool haven’t had it and still spend big and as for avb he is a bigger mistake than gross at end of day harry red had faults and took is eye of the ball at. End of season but the reason levy sacked him was harry wanted to take club to next level and wasent afraid to tell the press levy needed to be bold in market levy didn’t like that cause pressure put on him to do it so took cowards way out and sacked him and took avb who had millions to spend at stamford bridge and failed and couldn’t wait to get back into came and is a yes man just happy to be back look at or preseason games we or in big trouble he aint learned nought from getting booted from chelsea and still mouths to press how hard done by he was you or all fools if you think levy is a good chairman he’s just a penny pincher modric will go we will spend about half what we get on second rate replacement and forget hulk diamio and lorente you want mr levy blood preasure go trough the roof when he hears they r 20 mil plus ! Newcasle will beat us easy on sat that I’m sure ! I hope I’m wrong but I won’t back to the good old days of ossie,gross,francis !

    • Frontwheel 2 says:

      Oh dear he took his eye of the ball at the end of the season,just a little mistake eh?.How about letting a 13 point lead slip?How about whoring himself to the media with no thought or concern how his actions made Tottenham look.It is a mystery to me how anybody can stick up for the man.
      You hope your wrong,so do I,but if we get beat by Newcastle I bet you’ll be back on to tell us how right you were.You must have hated Arry at the beginning of last season.

      • paddtspurs says:

        No I didn’t hate harry and 13 pt lead fool if levy had showen support in jan and spent big we could of been up ther mate ! Another failed op from or chairman just like when we made champs lge did he try to push us on ? Oh he made bids for aguro and rossia on last day wake up u muppet and smell the coffie harry might of failed but hey what about the big problem levy if he had backed harry in jan what could of been we won’t no and I won’t rub it in when we or beaten by newcastle or struggling cause use all got your wish harry out now I want mine levy out !

  • Astro Spur says:

    Does anyone know, when are we actually moving into the new training ground? Can’t believe we’re not in it yet.

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