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Maybe Willian But Certainly No Leandro Damiao

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Good evening.

The boss gave a presser earlier in the day here are my thoughts upon it.

Everybody tells you that modern football is rubbish, I’d argue we’re making real progress – if only in the evolution of football speak or as my old man called it, ‘footballees.’ Where we were once told of endless poorly parrots, spoke to men who claimed to have orbited the earth’s moon and of course more recently survived The Day Of The Triffics, we are now living in an age where Michael Dawson is recognised as being ‘a player of an immensely human dimenson.’

And they are wasting all that money looking for life on Mars. I tell you this mush; we’ve got all you could ever want right here.

For all the grim emissions online today from the fretters and bed wetters, it puts things into perspective when your hear players spoken about so respectfully. Who knows, maybe this is what intelligent people do. You know, show some in the hope they receive some back.

Defoe is so obviously a man waiting to hear if he’s had a stay of execution. What does Villas-Boas say? He acknowledges his qualities and again says nothing that could be vaguely twisted to convey any devaluation in the eyes of the Club.

Modric is clearly still being held hostage in a dimly lit cellar at an undisclosed address in Enfield. That’s the spirit.

Willian is clearly being negotiated for. Is this guy all that? Well, interesting that the boss repeated the fact that he wanted him when he was managing Cheatski.

Leandro is a dead duck. Think rice pancakes. Think Hoi Sin sauce and finely cut scallions and cucumber. You’re thinking of what someone else is having for their dinner. Adebayor, you better have a belter, old girl.

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  • Smoked Salmon says:

    :-D Exciting news just in, Luka Modric is close to a dream move to Real Madrid as confirmed by Chemes, a local security guard in London.

  • Smoked Salmon says:

    If we have to settle for Adebayor this season I don’t think I will be too disappointed. What happens to Ade if Llorente signs? we have a disenchanted striker next summer and the merry go round continues, albeit with a superior striker at the fore. But lets face it, if Ade was someone elses striker last season, we’d be rather chuffed at the aquisition.
    On top of that, The Modfather will be replaced by a quality AVB targeted midfielder such as Moutinho, Danny or Pjanic and if we cant snag a top target, a contingency midfielder will be signed on the cheap, but our contingencies aren’t always that bad. I could see a contingency list of Mereiles or even Kaka on loan. We could make do with that right? I’m happy to have faith that levy has it in hand, even if we have to wait till January for the answers we want. Whatever happens, we are the chicken badge army, we will survive I am sure

  • Spurs 37001 says:

    Could I suggest that DL changes his MO – as I think the other clubs are getting wise to his lat minute brinkmanship game. Just to break up the pattern I suggest that he nips out pronto at the start of the window and buys a really world class player for top dollar with no haggling,no squabbling,cash on the table. This will leave everyone else dead confused.
    My approach will not work overnight but if he can keep at it for the rest of my life I’d be eternally grateful.

  • Spurs 37001 says:

    Out Out.

  • 77spur says:

    AVB is the perfect man for project lilywhite or whatever their calling it, he can rip the haeart out a club in double quick time…shame on any of you who suggest dawson is not good enough and should go, players like micheal dawson maintain the identity of a club, he has spurs in his heart, i believe his father is a spurs man, he has been immense at times for us. This situation with dawson is an example of what avb has been hired to do. Levy did too good a job with spurs and now it seems someones had a word in his ear cos his actions have become questionable. Draw with west brom today at best. Hope i’m wrong.

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