Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
The image I am about to share with you was curiously FedEx’d to the HH caravannette this evening by two very separate sources. One was @JellySmiff and the other a Chief Inspector Richard Scratcher of the Metropolitan Police Service who specifically asked to remain anonymous.
What we are seeking is a caption in this matter. In the shape or form of either a thought or speech bubble.
As the individual concerned has no shortage of comment himself, I am confident we can illicit sufficient support of the HH readership to close the net upon what ought to be a corker of a comp.
“That Levy will learn for sacking me, his favourite pumas, i will burn them in Epping mwuahhaha”
Two dozen “2 from 8” T-shirts, when Rosie and I sign them Louise should get a Tenner each at the boot sale. Can’t take up the Doorman post at the Abu Dhabi Excelsior without a few Pony’s in the old sky rocket.
“I think I’ll play Bale on the right, Lennon on the left and take vDv off after 60 minutes…. They’ll never guess my tactics….hehe”
“I think I’ll buy a load of over aged players so when I leave for England the next manager will be lumbered with them and I’ll look like a genius when the team suffers”
“I know, I’ll also screw them by loaning a striker and then sell Pav, and buy Saha. They’ll be screwed come summer when I’m England manager and I’ll look like a genius when the team suffers”
“I know, I’ll sell Modrics back-up Kranjcar knowing Modric wants to leave. They’ll be screwed come summer when I’m England manager and I’ll look like a genius when the team suffers”
“I know, I’ll sell all the backup players so if they lose any first team players in the summer, when I’m England manager, and I’ll look like a genius when the team suffers”
“I’ll know, I’ll nick these boots, I’m bound to be England manager soon”
I’m not a Fu**ing wheeler Dealer!
hh apologies for C & P from last blog but thought you’d want to hear the news
just got back from game, second half performance much better than 1st, once ***** went off moods improved all round but we’re not looking a slick team in the final 3rd
some observations:
jan the man reminds me of Ronald Keoman at his peak, classy player who could play in midfield with ease
harry kane is a kid, not ready for this level
avb looks like he wants to play 5 in the middle 1 up front hence defoe & kane had no time together???
we in the sh*t big time with our front line, if levy and avb think our current options will get top 4 they’re deluded, we look solid enough in defence but midfield looks very poor without modrat, we created two or three chances against a mediocre championship team in 90 mins and bar defoe’s goal he didn’t get a look in all the time he was on the pitch.
I’ve also never been to away game where our support was so quiet, you can sense they know something is seriously wrong but no one seems to want to mention the elephant in the room
we ended the game with 3 wingers on the pitch unless bentley is going to play in the centre, strange set up & very disjointed