Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
The image I am about to share with you was curiously FedEx’d to the HH caravannette this evening by two very separate sources. One was @JellySmiff and the other a Chief Inspector Richard Scratcher of the Metropolitan Police Service who specifically asked to remain anonymous.
What we are seeking is a caption in this matter. In the shape or form of either a thought or speech bubble.
As the individual concerned has no shortage of comment himself, I am confident we can illicit sufficient support of the HH readership to close the net upon what ought to be a corker of a comp.
Quick Kev start the motor! (£££ notes falling out of the boxes).
‘A pair of Puma’s, both left though, never mind I’ll try floggin’ ’em in Portsmuff, they’ll buy anyfing there!’
“yeah it used to be brown paper bags…but the old bill got wind of that one along with some acquaintances in a European town that should remain nameless and my dog has now taken up tennis”
“Im just going for a slashenger”
“I ‘ada fiver on Federer but can you do me a favour and put Andy Murray’s shoes somewhere”
Ok they are Pumas got to write some new material
Hope I don’t get interviewed about the boxes on the way out.
(Apologies beforehand to all)
‘ere, I got these for Gio,to run around a bit in, still as good as new I see!’