Good evening.
This transfer window has been torturous. My best guess is that it the need for copious amounts of booze and good humour will only increase as we move ever onwards towards Saturday’s game against the Bar Codes like flies towards that purple light thing in the chip shop before we hear that last fizzipsch!
Here’s some rubbish to capture the mood, buy it a dandelion and burdock and perhaps provide an outlet fort the insanity. Apologies to The Usual Suspects.
- Funniest caption suggestion wins the major prize.
- HH’s decision is final. No cash alternatives.
- Your home may be at risk if you go out and leave all the doors and windows open.
- Lines close at midnight tonight although if I can connive some way of charging you afterwards, rest assured I will.
Croatia getting done at home to Switzerland. Fuck you stimac
Karma’s a bitch! :daumen:
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Levy on one of his favourite Tommy Cooper jokes…
‘Luka had a go at me last night. He said ‘You’ll drive me to my grave’.
I had the car out in thirty seconds.
Wait until he takes the Fez off…
He’ll have a black line round the head too!
I no like this situation my friends give you one last chance or you look at face of gun like this
do it now. do it now press that button
pow!!!!!!! gone
just like that
no way would levy sell on the cheap, i am almost certain he has done a great deal for himself.