Good evening.
This transfer window has been torturous. My best guess is that it the need for copious amounts of booze and good humour will only increase as we move ever onwards towards Saturday’s game against the Bar Codes like flies towards that purple light thing in the chip shop before we hear that last fizzipsch!
Here’s some rubbish to capture the mood, buy it a dandelion and burdock and perhaps provide an outlet fort the insanity. Apologies to The Usual Suspects.
- Funniest caption suggestion wins the major prize.
- HH’s decision is final. No cash alternatives.
- Your home may be at risk if you go out and leave all the doors and windows open.
- Lines close at midnight tonight although if I can connive some way of charging you afterwards, rest assured I will.
Which one’s Moe?????
Me no like chicken badge, you sell me now Levy. levy(high pitch voice) anything you want Luka, just tell this guy next to me to take his finger out of my arse!
Rat boy ” Wtf is that Dan?”
Dan “Laser hair removal tool”
Ken “Just like that”
Ken?….. :freu
couldnt remember who it was :freu , bloody cider
lol, got confused with ken dod, :-p
” Hello MrModric I want to ask you a question about your property rights in this divorce…..”
“…..and you Levy….now fez up..Daniel…really do you feel about Modric leaving (as Luka would have it)……”
“Thats it we have a draw…haha hehe….we will go right to penalties…you both owe me 5 quid ha..ha”
Not just like that, I said just like rat !