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Good morning.

Boy there really is an attitude out there that we need to beat everyone 8-0 or it’s open season to groan. 3 points and the job done. Bill Nicholson did say it wasn’t just about winning but winning well. I one hundred percent agree with him. But that’s in an ideal world and we don’t live in one.

A game of two halves indeed. The issues are pretty straightforward. We dominated the first half and the second half was a joint effort of the Saints giving it their upmost and our lot wanting to get in out the rain and slip their jazzy beats headphones back on.

The sense of relief that we won – or based upon the harum scarum of the last 50 minutes  – the sense of relief that we’d got away with it was palpable. And rightly so. Much improved with Bale on the wing but elsewhere what we miss in every department is wit. One knock on effect of Modric and van Der Vaart leaving has been the lowering of the team’s collective IQ. The closest we had to passes that made a real difference came from Huddlestone. 90% of the balls he pinged about were superb. Unfortunately 89% were in the first half.

We played a first half that was built upon mostlt tight, fast passes. More triangles than a Dairy Lea factory. But the second half degenerated into a cup tie between two old Second Division sides hoofing and huffing in the rain. Desperately sad to watch and nothing much to be proud of.

 – Distribution of a dyslexic postman. I’m not too worried his ball saving so much. It’s this burning desire to hoof the bloody thing into the void at every opportunity. I don’t recall us winning possession from even one of these old school clumps upfield.

– He’s about as convincing as a carthorse in a wedding dress. Somebody make it stop.

 – Solid. Only real negative was him passing to Brad who then passed to Southamptom.

 – Everything on his side, including me. More please.

  – Returned to form in the first half, looked half dead in the second.

– How long can he keep up doing the work of 3 men? Somebody find out whats keeping The Rolling Stones alive and give our boy some. 

 – Quite exceptional in the second half, joined the Witness Protection Program in the second.

 – We should sell him in January. To B&Q or Wickes.

– The pigeons sitting on this statue must have got heavy as he could barely move at all after 50 minutes.

 – Pinged and whizzed then fizzled out.

– As winning away goalscorers go, boy he’s unexciting.

 – I was actually so angry he made me giggle. Put me in a coma of hysterical despair.

 – A man that has inherited a squad pretty thin on brains that doesn’t particularly like playing for longer than an hour. The return of Kaboul and Moussa can’t come quick enough. Brad & Hugo’s roles need to be urgently reversed. If Walker cannot be improved in training then Naughton must replace him.

I don’t know how unfit Ade is but Defoe is so selfish and gormless I don’t know how much more of him I can cope with. This was Southampton, a team that have conceded more goals so far this season than anyone since 1804 or something. Come on.

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  • TMWNN says:

    Must be contagious. That’s the second time someone has moaned about people moaning about the team whilst moaning about the team themselves.

  • Two changes that would significantly improve our ball retention as follows:Lloris moves the ball quicker and passes the ball more accurately.Ade easier to find,holds the ball up better and with his heigh , could always score with his head unlike Defoe who I have never seen score a header.why is’nt AVB addressing this issue which will cost us against the more savvy teams.It seems we have a mixture of exceptional talent- Sandro,Vert ,Lennon,Caulker and Bale with complete mediocrity-JD,Freidel , Walker,Siggy,Dempsey et al.

  • BrizzleSpur says:

    We’re watching a Spurs team that are ‘getting by’ that’s all.

    Still coming down from the 1st half of last season that saw us leave 17 other Premiership teams in our dust. Some huge, very influential players out and they’ve not been replaced like for like.
    We’re doing OK and thats not a bad place to start with a new manager and players injured. I think we’re going to get better and we’re certainly doing a lot better than the domsayers predicted.

    I’d like to see Hugo in the first team now too. I don’t know why the coach didn’t select him for the game against Southampton, I would of thought that was the perfect opportunity to blood new players. Maybe it’s mind games? I dunno, but we have a very modern manager that obviously doesn’t think along the same lines that we are use to.

    Some fans need to sort it out though. claiming that you see something that the coach either can’t or refuses to accept is a tad stupid. He trains with them all week so if anything he see’s more and makes decisions based on what he’s witnessed.

    I really want AVB to makes it work at Spurs. I want him to make that squad his own and keep that position for the long haul. I’m not saying that he’s going to get us into the CL this season but I think he’s the kind of chap who will in time. If we afford him the luxury of doing his job without attacking him every week. It’s a belief not a statement of fact but one I feel strongly about.

  • 77spur says:

    looking at our striking situation makes me think why, when willian literally said “i want to leave shaktar for spurs” did we not pay the extra money which was WELL within our budget.

  • Gibbo says:

    Team for Wednesday has got to be revamped, some need game time others need a boot up their arse let’s hope to see
    Lloris
    Naughton/ smith Dawson caulker bae/Naughton
    Huddlestone Livermore
    Falque Dempsey Townsend
    Ade/Defoe
    It shows us all just how short of numbers we really are we need another centre mid… Striker and winger. Hate to say it but Livermore and Townsend are very far from being starters. Falque and Huddlestone have so much to prove aswell although both have the ability

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