Good afternoon.
Boy is it quiet out there. Quiet as the grave. Unless you’re Jimmy Savile of course. In which case you probably found yourself shouting,‘What’s all this then?! Goodness gracious!’ as the marker to your fetid, child molesting bones was unceremoniously ripped from the ground above you late last night/early this morning.
But one snippet emerged courtesy of Tom Collomosse in the Standard as he tantalisingly dropped a new name into the mix…
…and AZ Alkmaar midfielder Adam Maher …also thought to be firmly on the radar at White Hart Lane.
Maher’s name has turned up in relation to the Premier League before today. Back in September he was allegedly scouted by Cheatski, Sunderland, Manchester City and Newcastle. Farther afield he has allegedly attracted the interest of Barcelona and AC Milan. This may all smack a little too much of his agent having put a good shift in, but this needn’t detract from his actual talent.
Hailed as the AK Alkmaar wonderkid this 19 year old won the Eredivisie Young Player of the Year award last season, which of course rings a small bell delicately engraved, ‘Jan Vertonghen.’
Jim fixed it for Jim.
Whats the chances of us signing an English player?
Got nothing against foreigners at all. However, Defoe could end up phased out for Ade. Dawson and Thudd are now 4th choice for their positions and are available for transfer. Walker and Lennon are default players largely un-rivalled but that wont last for long. Caulker is safe until Kaboul returns at least. J****. Bentley who?
Bale still isn’t English.
I’m not overly concerned and without trying to sound xenophobic I think we should add a couple of English players to the side. But who?
Caulker is great I’m sure he’ll play for us for as long as he’s happy to. Not sure about the rest.
caulker, naughton, huddlestone, defore, dawson, walker, lennon – not to mention all the fringe players who will genuinely get a chance this season.
who is there available (or not) that are better in their respective positions that are english that you would want and we could afford?
I’ll give you a start – baines, struggling after that though pal.
Following on from borris above, first correct entry gets a packet of Fruit Pastilles and a tin of Whiskas:
What goes black-white-red, black-white-red, black-white-red, black-white-red?………..
Forget it!- there’s funnier answers all over the schminternet than my one :cwy:
A Newspaper
Ashley Cole in a blender?
Too soon?
Did you mean…Ashley Cole is a bender?
Ashley Cole in a bender?
It’s never too soon for that. NEVER!
Nun/penguin rolling down the stairs with a knike in her/its back?
Close, but no tin of kitty chow for you matey.
The correct answer is:
Fat Geordie rolling down the hill with a newcy brown ale bottle sticking out his arse!
(I’m not available for bar-mitzvah’s but am available for children’s parties- no J.Saville puns, please!)
Adam Maher is he Belgian? No? Sorry not interested. Only Belgians from now on. Van der Vart – what was he, Dutch Finger in the dyke an all that. What did he ever do for us but sod off back to his boyhood team The ‘Amburg (C’mon the ‘Amburg! – blimey almost as bad as Jenas he’s such a Penas chant).