Laugh? I very nearly bought a round.
‘Reports coming from Italy state that Tottenham full back Gareth Bale is being closely monitored by Juventus with a view to a bid being made by the Old Lady of Italian football in the summer. The young Welsh international was previously targeted by AC Milan and Roma but no official move was made by either side.
Tottenham are reportedly open to the idea of offloading the 20 year old but wouldn’t do so for anything less than a reported £12m, which may be a fee that the Turin club is not willing to fork out for a player who four months ago was seemingly surplus to requirements at White Hart Lane.’
Oh, hang on, I just made bail in my own mind. Noooooow I geddit. It’s like that line in Carlito’s Way. ‘You ain’t a lawyer anymore Davey, yoo’s a gangsta now…’ We are officially in the almost and quite nearly top four bracket and consequently it’s open season with daft ideas. A wabbit, a wabbit, a wabbit, I’m going to shoot a wabbit…