Hello viewers.
There are slow news days and there are slow news days. Mooching about the bottomless resource that is the www, it appears that our options are naffing sparse.
We can either make up a Bale/Kranjcar transfer rumour, we could even just C&P such a tale from a national newspaper, or we could all dress up in cloaks like those crazies in the Dragnet movie and sacrifice Blistering Bob Keane to Kickimwhehesdown, the little known Mayan god of Random Kickings.
So in the interests of all parties concerned and to quite frank to have a go on a little gadget I have on here, lets get gratuitous. ‘Phwooars’, ‘Cors’, ‘Stone mes’ and ‘Blimeys’ are freely available from Reception.
I read a blog that did a Tottenham players WAG cup during the last international break. Danielle Lloyd went out in the semi finals to Mrs VDV.
Thanks for that link, Steve. :sick:
No problem! Why’d you remove the link though? Thought it might be a great source for future parts of your “women wot put the hot into hotspur”!
Steve, I hate to be a kill joy, but I’m happy producing my own work. Thanks again.
Not wishing to be egocentric, but “Alboy” is now “Alspur”… (does that mean I’ve grown up? No.)
A bit like Terry’s all gold… A chocolate for the more mature birthday gift.
Wotcha!
A veritable test-fest of the new software… Nothing like seeing what the old girl is capable of, opening the pipes etc. *ahem*
She’s gone a bit of an odd shape in some of them though… I mean, I know she’s got some ‘junk in the trunk’ to coin a popular colloquialism from round here in Dalston but blimey, the one in the pink looks like she’s up for Miss Booootay 2010?
I don’t think she survived me fiddling with her dimensions…
I have a strange affliction; I can’t fancy women the same age as my daughter. Any chance of the players mums?
I’ve just had a terrible thought, when I’m 90, I’m going to fancy 80 year old women! :-(
Pensioner love, The love that dare not speak it’s name…
Was next to her in a long queue for US immigration a couple of years back and have to day in real life she’s just a fairly plain, perfectly pretty girl but nothing spectacular. Not trashy though. But it shows make hair, makeup and photoshop can do for a girl, because in real life I have friends that are prettier than her tbh. Anyway, certainly nice viewing none the less. Cheers H.