What’s that gently flowing through my veins? Oh yes my old companion inertia. My proposed sojourn to the shops for a delicate bout of hoisting will at least keep me Royal Wedding gush free.
‘They are very much in love’ says some commemorative plate manufacture in Swindon with the sort of conviction he last used when his bank manager questioned the viability of a business model that only peaks around the ceremonies and anniversaries of one family in the bleedin’ country.
And so to the football. Tonight is International Night! Oh sod it. I’m staying glued to TV all day just in case ‘Loose Women’ get a newsflash exclusive on THE dress’s designer.
So now seamlessly here’s players I’d like shot of in January.
Begbie
Plagued by ‘off the pitch’ allegations that happened to neatly coincide with him not being deemed fit to play for the first team he has at last found form that might justify Levy & Co’s optimistic price tag.
Gallarse
Alas he’s probably unsellable. Many shrewd observers have stated that he hasn’t been that bad. I fall into the category of those who could cope with the whole Woolwich business if he was as good for us as he was for them. He hasn’t been.
Jenarse
Very similar angle as per Begbie. He has been on and off like a students snooze button for gawd knows how long. But now, now, he appears to have come good. Let’s not hesitate and repatriate him with the Toon in a bundle deal for Carroll.
PSB
I don’t buy into him being the great motivator, I don’t buy into the illustrious past tale anymore either.If Rooney fails to score in his next few games, Bobbity can tell people he’s now the 2nd most unpopular player in the league.
3MP
This smacks of impatience, but at least his stock remains passably buoyant. For a Premiership striker his record this term sucks. If there is a market for strikers like Kenny Pineapple, there is a market for Crouchinio.We sorely need someone better.
What would we have to moan about if we got rid of that little lot?
Think you’ve lost it a smidge. 4 first teamers at the moment?
PSB is doing us no good at all. No good for the team, no good for the fans and no good for himself. Rid. The rest we’d better keep. Might agree about Hutton if Charlie came back into some sort of form.
So Keano, GDS, Niko, JOH, Bentley (?) and, in a whisper (no shout) Pav if we can get a sack full.
why cant you just write the names of who you mean instead of trying to be clever, or atleast give some sort of hint in the sentence about them, i have absolutely no idea who PSB and begbie are…
PSB is Pointy Shouty Bloke, and Begbie is a character out of Trainspotting. What don’t you understand?
LOL… moaning arse!
Out; No-one….unless theres good cash involved….pointless otherwise
In; Mr A Striker & Mr A Centre Half (Cahill seems the obvious one)
Oh and I am warming to Begbie
Luuuuke, Luuuuuuuke. Use the force Luuuuke.
haha great.
Def keep Begbie (Sorry Luke), he’s starting to find his misplaced mojo AND he’s ‘ard to boot. Gio is a puzzle inside a conundrum inside a whiskey bottle… Short of slapping him (which I guess Sherwood might have tried), I don’t know what they need to do. He is Thomas Brolin’s fat Mexican brother in the making.
Pav & 3MP will be in for another stint of Porridge at the Lane but I think the summer might be another issue altogether.
I reckon 2 out (maximum, including Jimmy) and 3 to 4 in, including one defender & one striker. All our outs will be in the midfield. See I’m good at this ITK stuff, just keep it really vague!!
Hoorah!