Dances With Scones is out for 3 months.
This is what we in the trade refer to the opposite of good news. Had it not been for Super Romancrazypavinchenko’s singlemindedness in wanting to play against Blackburn, we would have had 11 players on the sick list.
Now Tommy’s bought it, we can at last field a full side against any other treatment table XI the world can throw at us.
At worst, this derby looks set to be a re-run of the wretched abomination no good rubbish Carling Cup fiasco.
Somebody cheer me up. Please…
I’d like us to win, just so that I can stick my fingers in Matt Damon’s eyes.
Err… I have had him in my shed for a while now. Maybe you might like to opt for his ears :blush:
I’ll go get grandad’s old razor and the duct tape. Have you got ‘Stuck in the middle with you’ on your i-Pod?
Thudd is a big loss. He is a significant part of what we do well.
However, to beat the Goons we must attack them so as long as Modders, VDV, Pav and Baler are available we’ll stand a chance.
Can someone explain why Crouch never gets injured?
Are you wishing injury on poor Peter? :-p
Stick insects are amazingly indestructible.
Altitude, no-one, not even Jackie Chn, can reach his ankles
For a player who spends 95% of his time falling over (usually after scuffing a shot or ambling for a routine header), it IS rather curious as to how he never picks up an injury.
Thought I’d see this on sites when i got back but; I’m based in Sheffield and went to a dinner with Harry tonight. Got there late and only when sitting down to start eating the mc stated that late notice harry had pulled out and was in hospital having tests on his heart! The mc went on to say; he felt bad pulled out of gig in leeds last week but spoke to the organiser day or so after and said was ok and would be fine, then he felt it again after the blackburn game-hence no mod post match interview on sat
He then went on to introduce Ex Ar5en1 star Paul Merson as guest speaker and fuck i could of fallen of my seat-i was gone only for jack chalton, dean windass, john sheriden, archie gemmell, and a few others-the gooner was quite funny in bits but the cock you’d expect in bits too-loved harry though!
one positive to bear in mind harry is the one on the side of a battery – next to the negative one. Just rub it gingerly and put it into Bentley’s hair straighteners and kerpow, that’d cheer me up …. or innit as he may say